A stranger was seated next to a blonde on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk, I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger." The blonde who had just opened up her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger, "How about nuclear power?" And he smiles. "Ok," she says. "This could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. Yet a deer excretes pellets, while a cow produces a flat patty and a horse produces dried clumps of grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger, visibly surprised by the blonde's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the blonde replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit."
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The Joke Book
RandomAre you sad and need to laugh? Well here's the answer to cure that sadness, The Joke Book. Filled with jokes from family jokes, kids jokes, blonde jokes (no offense to blondes) and more, this book with make you smile. So turn that frown upside down...
