<INTERVIEW NO. 2, TOP SECRET PROJECT: SUPERHUMANS>
<CLIENT not cooperating, 00:02:57 minutes>
CLIENT: Dude, what is your problem? Where are we?
X: What is your name?
CLIENT: I'm not telling you anything until you tell me what's going on.
X: You are being studied so we know how your powers work.
<silence, 00:00:17 minutes>
CLIENT: I wasn't expecting such a straightforward answer.
X: Are you... pleased by this?
CLIENT: Honestly, I'm a bit disappointed.
X: Oh. Well, will you talk, or not?
CLIENT: You expect me to tell you about me after you just told me that? You're crazy, man. I'm not saying anything.
X: Yes, you will.
CLIENT: Why should I? Your guys put the four of us through hell, just to take us to this weirdo factory like we're a bunch of guinea pigs for your disgusting tests.
X: This is not a factory, it's a laboratory.
CLIENT: Are you going to turn us into the Human Centipede?
X: No. That is a very gruesome thought.
CLIENT: Thank God! I was about to say-
X: Tell me your name.
CLIENT: Oh, yeah sure. My name's Blaize. Um... I'm not supposed to be able to see you behind that curtain... am I? It's not tugged over all the way...
X: Oh sh-
<rustling,00:00:09 minutes>
CLIENT: You have some weird pants on, man.
X: That is not the point!
<silence, 00:00:05 minutes>
X: What happened when you first discovered you were a superhuman?
CLIENT: Are you greatly influenced by the Wizard of Oz?
X: *sighs* No.
CLIENT: Are you the Wizard of Oz?
X: No, I am not the Wizard of Oz.
CLIENT: Then why do you hide behind a curtain? Are you paranoid about someone coming to assassinate you?
X: No, no! Shut up, would you? I have the curtain so you don't know my identity.
CLIENT: But... isn't that why the Wizard of Oz has his curtain?
X: No! Maybe! I'm the one asking questions here, alright?
<silence, 00:00:03 minutess>
X: What happened when you found out you were a superhuman?
<silence, 00:00:02 minutes>
CLIENT: I don't want to talk about that.
X: You have to, for our studies.
CLIENT: Fuck your studies.
X: You will explain, now!
CLIENT: Um... let me think... how about no.
X: Please.
CLIENT: It's a free country.
<CLIENT not cooperating, 00:07:11 minutes>
X: Now, tell me.
CLIENT: No thanks, Ralph.
X: You wi- wait. Did you just call me Ralph?
CLIENT: Mhm. Those pants are totally Ralph pants.
X: That's not my name. Just call me X.
CLIENT: I like Ralph better. X is too eerie and mysterious. Hah, you even sound like a Ralph!
X: TELL ME NOW!
<silence, 00:00:10 minutes>
CLIENT: That's not very nice, Ralph. What part of no don't you understand? I said I wasn't going to talk, and guess what? I'm not going to goddamn talk! Nothing is going to change my mind! Fuck OFF!
<CAMERA overheating>
CLIENT: We will all get revenge. I promise.
<CAMERA has exploded>
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