Well, I decided to take down the poll on the last chapter and do a double upload anyway, with the next chapter coming out 3 hours after this one is published. For all of you lurking but not staying, change that and follow me: hit the vote button and share this with everyone. And don't wait any longer to help me reach 10k reads and 300 votes by the end of 2025.
And don't click away from this chapter! He knows what porn you're looking at! We all know that Santa Claus has been keeping tabs on us for centuries with his elite network of elven spies that sit on our shelves and stare at us with those cold, soulless eyes. But no, the Santa of the digital age watches you through your devices. And that's why jolly ol' Saint Dick can go EAT IT!
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(Azazel's POV)
January 11th, 2023 ME
It was just another day at Squidbeak Tower, filled with the familiar sounds and sights of its unique inhabitants going about their routines. Sunlight streamed through the large windows, casting warm patterns on the floor where they often gathered. On the TV was a commercial for the energy soda brand Hetap.
Actor 1: {Hey, man. Is that the last Hetap?}
Actor 2: {Yeah, and it's all mine!}
A gunshot rang out from the TV as everyone watched the commercial.
Actor 2: {Ahh! Ahh! Oh, God! Oh, Jesus! Why!?}
Another gunshot was heard in the commercial.
Narrator: {Hetap. Come on, you've killed for less.}
Vintage: (thinking) That's not untrue...
In another corner of the tower, Calem reclined comfortably--a satisfied grin on his face as he savored the moment.
Calem: Nothing beats a good ol' veg sesh.
Marina nodded in agreement, her expression reflecting the comfort of shared familiarity.
Marina: I do agree, big brother.
Juvia: After what we experienced back in Al-Halwan, we definitely deserve a good break.
Cuttlefish was lounging on the plush sofa, eyes glued to the television. The aerobics channel blared energetic tunes as women in colorful yoga outfits performed their routines with precision.
Instructor: {Work your body! Work your body! Make sure you don't hurt nobody!}
As Cuttlefish watched intently, Judd sauntered over, a displeased look on his face.
Judd: You know there's actual porn on the Internet, right? *He said, crossing his arms*
Cuttlefish chuckled softly, eyes still focused on the screen.
Cuttlefish: Cat, you've gotta appreciate the classics! It's what separates the perverts from the connoisseurs. *He replied, a gleam of mischief in his eyes*
Marie was seen in another corner, looking at her grandfather with an unhappy expression as she sipped her coffee.
Marie: (thinking) Ugh, since when did Gramps end up being such a perverted old man?
Marie got up from her seat and glanced around, spotting Callie nearby.
Marie: Hey, Callie. Have you seen Azazel? *She inquired, a hint of curiosity in her tone*
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