Mads: *curled up dying as I cough my head off*
America and England walk in.
America: what the hell?
England: is this why you haven't updated?
Mads: *coughs* no it's not... Part of it but... Ugh...
America: I KNOW WHAT TO DO! *puts burger on forehead*
Mads: I *coughs* will *coughs* kill *coughs* you! *sneezes*
England: *takes burger off* I'll take care of you love.
Mads: you're not cooking right? *coughing fit*
England: yes I was.
Mads: IM GOING TO DIE!! WHERE IS THE GRIM REAP- *coughs*
England: *pouts* I'm not that bad of a cook.America: DUDE IGGY YOU BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE WHILE MAKING CEREAL FOR GODS SAKE! *laughing*
England: *glares*
Mads: *slowly falls asleep*
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Hetalia Crack
AléatoireJust random stuff I do when I can't sleep or bored... Enjoy! p.s. I do know there are other books like this but I'm really board and tired so... Just let it happen... Oh and I do not own hetalia or any of the characters. I thought I should put...