America: he's mine! *pulls on one of England's arms*
France: no he's mine! *pulls on England's other arm*
America: mine! *pulls*
France: mine! *pulls*
England: I'm not someone's property! And ow!
~America and France keep fighting over England~
Writer: *pops up out of no where* why don't you guys just have a three-some and get over it.
France: Ohonhonhon~ I'm good with that~
America: sure why not?
England: hell no!!
Writer: *nosebleed* why not?
England: I only would do it with one!
Writer: fine... So it's UsUk or FrUk? Comment your ship now!!!
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Hetalia Crack
RandomJust random stuff I do when I can't sleep or bored... Enjoy! p.s. I do know there are other books like this but I'm really board and tired so... Just let it happen... Oh and I do not own hetalia or any of the characters. I thought I should put...