Writer: *in her room with all the lights off and in the corner* ....
America; *pops his head in* I swear I saw her go in here.
England: just turn on the lights you bloody git!
Francis: maybe she is making love in the dark~!
England; YOU BLOODY FROG!
America: *turns on the lights and walks in* oh she's just in the corner...
Writer: ....
England; *walks in and over to the writer* Mads... What's wrong?
Writer: ...
America; I BLAME IGGY!
France: I DO TOO!
England: SHUT UP YOU GITS!
Writer: *dead inside* ...
England; can you at least text me or something?
Writer: ...
America: I think she's dead.
France: she's breathing you idiot!
Writer: *stands up* I'll just go and die alone in a different room. *walks out*
America: O.o
France: so she wasn't doing what I thought...
England: uh....
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Yeah so I've been depressed and stressed lately so I haven't updated in a few days.... It doesn't help that my grades are shit and my mom keeps yelling at me for nothing... So if I do update for a while I'm either dead, dead insides and don't feel like doing anything, grounded, or crying alone in my room. *bows* we will meet again my fellow otaku's. *walks out*

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Hetalia Crack
RandomJust random stuff I do when I can't sleep or bored... Enjoy! p.s. I do know there are other books like this but I'm really board and tired so... Just let it happen... Oh and I do not own hetalia or any of the characters. I thought I should put...