((Okay so I just saw this picture on my phone and thought hey why not do a crack chapter on this... Oh god... Just... It's fun to make fun of iggy))
England: I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD! *tries to bite France's neck*
France: *holds england back* England your drunk... Again.
England: YOU DONT KNOW ME IM THE BLOODY VAMPIRE HERE!
France: *sighs and opens mouth to reveal fangs* no your not.
England; OH SHIT! *screams like a little girl and runs away flailing arms*
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Hetalia Crack
AléatoireJust random stuff I do when I can't sleep or bored... Enjoy! p.s. I do know there are other books like this but I'm really board and tired so... Just let it happen... Oh and I do not own hetalia or any of the characters. I thought I should put...