Texan Group Chat

The First Text

Alex was just eating macaroni and cheese and reading her new favorite fanfic when all of a sudden, an anon text came in.
"I was just enjoying my meal!" She complained, opening her phone.
"Who is dis?" The anon wrote.
Alex sighed with annoyance at the anon, who was probably a sidehoe.
"Who r u, m8? Get away from me notifications!" My bff Cassie screamed into the phone.
"Lmao is that Cassie? Heard u were the biggest hoe in the hood, fam."
"LET'S FIGHT IRL BISH U CAN'T TALK TO MA HOMES LIKE THAT."
I was proud af of that comment I made and continued eating my dinner. My mom came downstairs and yelled at me for usin ma phone during dinner. My phone went buzz buzz af and she grabbed it.
"U guys r the biggest bishes on the block now stop texting me I mean it."
I turned red and took back my phone.
"Just an April Fool's joke, mom!"
"It's August."
"August Fools."
She shrugged and walked away because she didn't feel like getting into my biz.
I heard a knock on the door all of a sudden and saw Alishoe and Em standin there, looking scared.
"Wtf just happened in the group?! U guys are gettin death threats from some anon who STARTED THE CHAT and claims you did?!"
"Ikr ok let's find Cassie and make a plan."

We walked over to Cassie's crib and threw a rock at her window to wake her up but it broke. Hope she has insurance. Cassie poked her head out the window.
"Yo bois I'm FaceTiming Daquan! What y'all want?! That hoe text back again?"
"Heck yea she did and we figured out she from Hoeston, Texas! Redneck hoe af."
We chilled over at Cassie's house and our parents didn't care where we were so we pulled an all-nighter and put all our money together to fly out to Texas the next day.
"Yeehaw, bish." I texted back.