The Kyle Game

Chapter 5| Finding the Weapons

Stan's POV

I walked through the tunnel with Kenny by my side and Cartman in front of us. "Do you think all our weapons are the same?" I asked. Make my shrugged his shoulders and Cartman didn't respond because he was out of breathe from running....about 6 feet (2 meters) of distance. I stopped in my path and looked around for a moment. Maybe she put them in boxes or something. I looked over at the crates that were sitting next to what looked like a stack of manga books. Out of curiosity I picked one up. I took one look at the cover to realize it was that crazy ass ginger's.

It was two teenage boys making out in blood. That's probably something that freak is into. If those books are her's then maybe these crates have our weapons. "STAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" Cartman screamed from way up ahead. "Leave me alone fat-" "I'M THE ONE WHO'S GONNA GET TO MAKE OUT WITH KYLE YOU GOT THAT!" he screamed, trying to run at me. "KYLE WOULD NEVER EVEN TOUCH YOU VOLUNTARILY! HE WAS REVOLTED WHEN YOU KISSED HIM!" Kenny yelled in anger. "SHUT UP YOU POOR HORNY BASTARD! YOU ONLY WANT KYLE 'CAUSE HE'S HOT!" Cartman screamed.

"Ok, this is going to get serious," I muttered to myself, watching this unfold. "I'm not that shallow you fat piece of shit!" Kenny yelled back. "This entire time all you've done is make sexual comments about Kyle's body!" Cartman yelled. "Well you e just been flat out mean! If you really love him why don't you treat him with respect you fucking asshole!" Kenny sneered. I looked away from them and tried to pry the box open. It was difficult but I was able to break one of the wood planks.

I broke away more would and sifted through the foam that covered the weapon. I revealed a red sword with 'Kyman' carved on the handle. Ok that's obviously Cartman's. I pulled the box off and set it down next to the other two. Luckily those two idiots we're still bitching about Kyle. Kyle....God do I love him. He's such a sweet and caring person. Not only is he kind but smart and funny. And despite how I sneered at Kenny earlier...I have to admit Kyle is fucking beautiful. His hair, eyes, lips, skin, waist, chest, legs....everything.

I broke the top of another box to reveal a blue badass looking axe. I read the carving on the handle. 'Style' it read. "YES!" I yelled out in happiness. I pulled my axe out of the box and swung it in victory. "WHAT?! STAN?!" Cartman asked in anger. He noticed my axe and glared daggers at me. Kenny glared too but not as angrily as Cartman. "FUCK YOU STAN!" Cartman screamed in anger. "Cartman calm your tits," Kenny said, rolling his eyes in aggravation. Cartman was extremely angry and turned to punch Kenny in the face. "Ok that's it!" Kenny yelled, throwing a punch back at him.

The two started to fist fight so I ran in between them, axe in hand. "Guys!" I yelled pushing them away from eachother. "I'm gonna kill you Kinny!" Cartman yelled. "Cartman you need to calm down! Kyle wouldn't want someone who's screaming and yelling all the time," I said trying to calm him. He just stomped away towards the box with his sword in it. He started to break it and yanked out his sword. He stared right at me. "I'm going to shove this sword through your neck and stab you repetitively if you kiss Kyle," he threatened.

I wasn't phased by this; Cartman had lots of empty threats. "Kenny that's your box, I'll open it with my axe if you want," I offered. "Thanks dude," Kenny replied, smiling. We walked over to the crate and I slashes it with my axe until it was broken enough for him to pull his weapon out. He yanked out a long orange spear. "Hell yeah!" he exclaimed, examining the spear. "Attention fangirls! I found my weapon first!" Cartman yelled from out in the arena. "That son of a bitch!" I yelled, running out with my axe.

"He's lying! I found my axe first!" I yelled. "It's true! I saw it!" Kenny said. "How do we know who to believe?" MuffledParka asked. "Simple, if your name is Stan Marsh you're allowed to make out with Kyle," Blaze explained. MuffledParka shot her an annoyed voice and looked at me. "I think it's fair to just give it to Stan. Cartman lies too much and Kenny said it was Stan," MuffledParka explained. I smiled intensely. I was going to make out with Kyle! I looked up at him, tied up again. "Did you hear that Kyle? You get to make out with Stan," Blaze mocked.

Kyle just kind of struggled with his ropes, which was expected of him. "Ok Stan, you ready?" MuffledParka asked as some of the girls grabbed a ladder. I smiled and nodded, my eyes still focused on Kyle. They dropped down a ladder so that I could climb up and get onto the platform. I climbed up and they pulled the ladder away before Cartman could climb up. Sugar untied his gag and pulled it away. "Alright kiss him," MuffledParka said, looking at her watch.