The Kyle Game

Chapter 2| The Coloseum

I fluttered my eyes open to see that I was not in my bed back at home like I was last. Instead I was lying on the ground in what I can see from here an arena. "What the-" "Where the fuck am I?" I heard Cartman say from behind me. I stood up from where I was to see that not only I was here but Kenny and Cartman were as well. "Are we in an arena?" Kenny asked while standing up. "Yeah but why?" I questioned. The walls of the arena were very high and it looked almost like we were in the colosseum.

"Welcome!" we heard a loud voice greet. We looked up to see a ginger girl with many sharp objects sticking through her skin a long with large gashes. The most noticeable of this was the ribbon pattern on her neck that resembled a shoes lace pattern. "You! I saw you staring at me yesterday!" I yelled while pointing at her. "Holy fuck it's Einstein! Gini come look I found Einstein!" she joked. Well she seems like a fucking bitch. "Where are we?" Kenny asked. "The coliseum!" she replied grandly. "How the fuck did you get us in France?!" Cartman the genius asked angrily.

"Where in Rome ritardare!" a girl with tan skin and short turquoise hair (ginnie-zacc) yelled next to the deformed ginger. "No but seriously we live in Colorado! How are we here?!" I asked in confusion. "Simple, I knocked you out, shoved you in my suitcase made Gini pay for my plane tickets and dumped you here," she said somewhat cheerfully. "Why are we here?" Kenny asked. "You're here because you all share romantic feelings for your friend Kyle," she said while pulling down a curtain. Behind it was Kyle who was naked except for the black under where he was wearing. He was tied down with black ropes against a wall with a black gag and black blindfold. Lots of black!

"Kyle! Are you ok?!" I asked feeling very concerned for Kyle's safety. "Mmph!" Kyle tried to yell out. "God!Kyle is hot," Kenny muttered while staring at Kyle's bare chest. "Kenny! He's being held against his will!" I yelled at him angrily. "Stupid Jew!" Cartman yelled simply. "Let him go!" I pleaded. "Nooooooooo, if I did that I would be left with no entertainment," she replied deviously. "What do you want with us ho?!" Cartman asked angrily.

"I want you...to fight for Kyle!" she cheered. The green haired girl started to cheer next to her. "Like fistfight?" Kenny questioned. "Noooooooo, we mean like fight to the death!" the green hair girl yelled. "Who the fuck are you and who fucked you up so bad?!" I asked angrily. What the actual fuck is wrong with them?! "Oh how rude of me! I'm Gingeveeva! And this is Gini," she said while pointing at the green haired chick. "I'm not doing this bullshit! Let me go!" Cartman demanded angrily. "Nope! They already paid for their tickets and I'm not refunding them!" Gingeveeva replied.

"Tickets?!" I questioned. "Yep! Come on in!" she yelled as tons of girls flooded the stadium. "Please tell me this is a dream," I prayed. I pinched myself to check...fuck this is real life. The girls separated into 3 factions when sitting down. One group had girls who were dressed in red and green holding up signs that read "Go Kyman!" or "Go Cartman!". The other and smallest of the groups had girls wearing orange and green holding up signs saying "Go K2!" or "Go Kenny". And the final and largest group had girls wearing blue and green holding up signs saying "Go Style!" or "Go Stan!".

"Yes! I have the most fans!" I bragged to Cartman and Kenny. "Fuck you," Kenny muffled. "MMMMMPPHHHH!" Kyle screamed while struggling. "Kyle! Can you hear me?!" I yelled to him. He nodded his head. "Jew are you ok?" Cartman asked sounding concerned. He shook his head violently signaling that he was not ok at all. "Kyle! You have great legs!" Kenny yelled. "Stop ogling my next boyfriend bitch!" Cartman yelled while punching Kenny in his right eye. The girls on the Kyman side started to cheer. "WHOA! I DIDNT SAY FIGHT YET!" Gingeveeva screamed.

The stadium went quite and Cartman stepped away from Kenny. The girl was inflamed and started to claw at her wrist. These is the freakiest place I've ever been. I really wanna get out of here. After a moment of silence she spoke again. "We will start by letting Kyle say a few things," she said while walking up to the tied up Kyle. I looked over at Kenny who stared at Kyle with lust in his eyes. I could only imagine the things he was thinking. I clenched my fist but relaxed it so I didn't puss off the freaky girl.

She untied and pulled the gag out of his mouth. "W-where am I?" Kyle asked fearfully. I had missed hearing his sweet voice. "You're in the Coliseum! Weren't you listening earlier?!" she asked angrily. "A little," he replied nervously. "Whatever, Stan, Cartman and Kenny are gonna fight with axes, spears and swords to the death so that one of them can date them. Who do you want to win?" she asked calmly. "Wait what?!" Kyle asked confusedly. "I'm not gonna explain it again goddammit," she replied with aggravation. "I don't want my friends to die!" Kyle responded. "Well who do you want to win?" she asked.