The Kyle Game

Chapter 7| Bitches Be Crazy

Stan's POV

Kenny stood over me, his spear in position to kill me. I shut my eyes and listened to the fangirls cheer and cry. "I'm sorry Stan," Kenny apologized in tears. I looked up at Kenny and smiled. "Win for me," I said. At least Kyle would get Kenny and not that fatass racist son of a bitch Cartman. Suddenly Kenny's eyes widened and the blade of a red sword pierced straight through is throat. He started to gasp as the blood ran down onto his chest. Cartman had stabbed Kenny in his throat from behind. He gasped a bit more before Cartman yanked the sword out of his neck and his lifeless body fell on top of me.

I grabbed my axe and looked down at Kenny. He was dead...he was actually fucking dead. "Oh my God you killed Kenny!" I yelled out. "You bastard! Cartman you fucking son of a bitch!" Kyle screamed. I stood up and glared at Cartman. "It's on bitch!" I screamed, slashing my axe at him. He jumped back, dodging my attack. He held out his sword. "You'll never get Kyle!" he yelled, jabbing his sword at me. He had terrible aim so I was able to dodge easily.

I swung my axe and sliced into his arm again but he didn't respond and stabbed me in my collar bone. "Fuck!" I yelled in pain. I saw him smile creepily and he stabbed me again, this time in the shoulder. "Go Cartman!" a girl with long brown hair and glasses yelled. Suddenly all of the style fans gasped. Cartman and I looked up to see the cause of this. A girl had walked into the stadium and everyone who was in favor of me winning started to bow. "Holy shit! She's here!" Sugar yelled out in disbelief.

"What? Who is that?" MuffledParka asked. "I am saltwater-veins! Queen of the style shippers!" she announced. "Fuck you, you arrogant bitch!" someone yelled out. "Who was that?!" she asked in offense. "I-I'm sorry I'm drunk," one of the girls apologized, falling over onto her face. "Wait?! Isn't it meth Monday?! Where's the meth!" PewdSepticPlier asked. "A-are they gonna fight or not?" Blaze asked. "KENNY'S DEAD! WHAT THE FUCK!" MuffledParka cried. "Or am I?" Kenny asked, standing up. "KENNY?!" Cartman and I questioned in shock. "Stan, let's kill this fat bastard!" Kenny yelled, picking up his spear. His neck wound had disappeared and he looked perfectly normal.

"KENNY! What the fuck dude you stole my spotlight?!" Saltwater asked angrily. "You kinda did steal her spotlight dude I think she was gonna say something," Sugar said. "Oh, so someone fucking rising from the dead is less important tha some style shipper!" MuffledParka yelled angrily. "Step off bitch, she's the most famous style shipper on Wattpad," Blaze said, pushing her back. "Then why do you all call her an arrogant bitch behind her back?!" she asked angrily. "Calm down! She's a good person! Are you drunk?!" Sugar questioned.

"Ok! I'm tired of all this style bullshit! It's like none of us K2 shippers have any spotlight!" MuffledParka yelled. "Because this is a fucking biased competition!" the girl cheering for Cartman before said. "Great! Another cameo!" Cartman said angrily. "I'm @velvetrose773 and the goddamn cameo won't work right because Wattpad's being an asshole right now!" she yelled in frustration. "This is biased! Gingeveeva is a Style shipper and she hates Kyman and K2!" a K2 shipper yelled. "Yeah isn't it obvious she's gonna make this end in Style?" Velvet questioned. "That fucking crazy bitch!" MuffledParka exclaimed angrily.

"Guys, calm down. You should've known by now! She has two style fanfics up and she died her hair blue and green in honor of Style. If you thought it was ending in anything else you must be retarded," Blaze explained. "Yeah, calm down," Saltwater added. "I'm back!" Gingeveeva yelled as she dragged two people into the arena with her. "Why did you bring me here?" an unfamiliar girl asked. "Where's the girl you stabbed? Is she still in the hospital?" Blaze asked. "HAHAHAHA! I didn't bring her to the hospital!" she laughed. "Then where is she?" Sugar asked. "I cut her up and cooked her into this stew," she explained holding up a pot.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!" TheCarttersShipper yelled in fear. "What? You guys eat meat, people are meat. I bet she tastes like pork," Gingeveeva said creepily. "Seriously why am I here?!" EmmyM789 asked. "ARE WE EVEN IN THIS ANYMORE?!" I asked angrily. These bitches have been yelling am doing weird shit this entire time! "Oh fuck I forgot they were there," Sugar exclaimed. I sighed and turned back to Cartman. "Let's just kill this bastard," Kenny said, shoving his spear into Cartman chest.

"AHHH!" he screamed in pain, falling to the ground. "Hey, where's Gini go?" Gingeveeva asked. "IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU FOR FUCKS SAKE! I WOULD'VE BEEN OUT OF HERE 2 FUCKING HOURS AGO IF YOU DIDN'T BANTER THE ENTIRE TIME!" Kyle screamed in pure rage. "Someone's on their period," Velvet commented. "NO! I'M TIED UP WAITING FOR ONE OF 3 GUYS TO SAVE MY LIFE! ALL BECAUSE SOME STUPID CRAZY FANGIRL WAS BORED!" Kyle continued to scream. "That's Ms. Stupid Crazy Fangirl to you," Blaze corrected. I focused my attention back on Cartman and slashed my axe against his chest, leaving a deep gash. He didn't move, I had killed him.