The Kyle Game

Chapter 9| Random

Stan's POV

"I pick-" "Wait!" Gingeveeva yelled. "WHAT NOW?! FIRST YOUR FUCKING CLIFFHANGER NOW WHAT?!" Blaze asked angrily. "Ok, I have waaaayyyy too much material to end this now! As soon as Kyle picks someone this is over!" she yelled. "So what? We watch them fight again," Sugar asked. "No! We're gonna fight and they watch!" Gingeveeva suggested. "Are you on meth? I feel like you're on meth," MuffledParka said. "No, I'm not on meth! I just can't have this end yet. We're having so much fun," she whined. "Well I guess some cute moments couldn't hurt," Blaze said. "Alright! Ok, let's just make them do stuff for us," Gingeveeva said.

I looked over at Kenny. "Did they forget we're right here?" I asked. "Look they're retarded of course they forgot," Kenny replied. Some of the fangirl's were holding Kyle by his wrists so that he couldn't get to us. I felt so bad for him. "Hey! Can you guys please just let Kyle go?" I asked. "Only if Kenny makes out with Kyle," MuffledParka said. "What?!" Sugar questioned. "Sounds fair," Gingeveeva shrugged. "Noooooooo! We want Style!" TheCarttersShipper whined. "Fangirls are so pathetic," Emma scoffed.

"Like you're any better," Blaze replied in annoyance. "I am. You see child I'm a fabulous Canadian werewolf wizard. This is what makes me better than y-" someone shot her in the forehead before she could finish her sentence. "Ok, I'm not cleaning up this body," Gingeveeva said, stepping back. "You guys are fucking psychotic!" Kenny yelled. "Did you not know that already?" Velvet asked. "Make out with Kyle dammit!" MuffledParka yelled at Kenny. I saw him smirk as he walked over to Kyle. The girls let go of his wrists and Kenny placed his hand on Kyle's cheek causing him to blush. Kenny whispered something in Kyle's ear causing him blush even more.

Kenny pecked Kyle on his lips and then started to kiss him intensely. "That's enou-" "Don't you fucking dare," MuffledParka interrupted in a scary stern voice. I looked back at Kenny and Kyle, Kyle seemed to really enjoy Kenny. I started to get angry and wanted to pull him off of Kyle. I looked closer at the kiss.....he was kissing back. Kyle was kissing back! "Ok, that's long enough!" I said angrily, pulling them away. "Ok, I'm glad I recorded that," MuffledParka said, putting away her phone.

"Can I kiss Kyle?" Cartman asked. "Give 'em Hell Kid," Velvet said, letting him go. "No! Hold on til May," Blaze said, pulling him away from Kyle. "But this is June!" Cartman yelled in aggravation. "I'm Not Ok," I said to Kenny. "Shut up! You're just a Trophy Father's Trophy son!" Kenny retorted. "Anyone got any Heroin?" PewdSepticPlier asked. "Do you mean Heroine?" Blaze asked. "Does anyone else believe in Ghosts? Or something Holy?" TheCarttersShipper asked. "IF YOU SAY ANOTHER SONG TITLE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" a girl with brown and red hair screamed. "WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!" Kyle asked.

"Fangirl powers!" she said. "Another cameo?" Saltwater questioned. "Yes! This is my real life emo friend Maria, only I call her Metes!" Gingeveeva explained. "Why? Why is she here? Why is her nickname metes? Why the fuck are you cameoing everyone?!" Kenny asked angrily. "Because it's my story and I do shit like that!" Gingeveeva replied. "Actually I'm not emo I'm different," Metes explained. "I hate her already," MuffledPark said. "Does she ship Kyman, Style or K2?" Saltwater asked. "None," Metes answered. "Then why are you here?!" I asked in frustration. "Potato," she replied. "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS COMPETITION?!" Cartman asked.

"Fangirls happened," Saltwater replied. "Can we find out who Kyle likes now?" Blaze asked. "NO! I only have 620 words! I can't end here! Someone tell a rape joke or something," Gingeveeva replied. "I have an idea! Creek!" Sugar yelled. "Nooooo! I hate that ship!" Saltwater whined. "Too bad! Someone kidnap Craig and Tweek so we can force them to make out for us!" Blaze yelled. "I already kidnapped them," Gingeveeva replied. "Why? Why do you require the skills to kidnap 5 teenage boys?!" Kyle asked. "Magic! They're here for The Craig Game!" Gingeveeva cheered. "Are you selfpromoing?" Cartman asked.

"Maybe, now good read all my other fanfics. Like-" "No! Let's just end this! I'm tired of being here!" Kenny yelled. "Dude you're gonna be here for The Craig Game too so you aren't leaving anytime soon," she replied. "Fuck!" Kenny yelled. "Can I just say I want now?" Kyle asked. "Yeah, I guess so," Gingeveeva replied. "Ok, I pick...." Kyle's eye darted between Kenny and I. Kyle please, I love you more than you could ever imagine. "I don't know anymore!" Kyle admitted. "WHAT?!" the fangirls yelled. "FOR FUCK'S SAKE PICK ONE!" Blaze screamed. "When Kenny kissed me it changed everything," Kyle said. "JUST PICK ONE!" Sugar screamed. "Ok I-" "HAHAHA! Cliffhanger again!" Gingeveeva laughed. "YOU BITC-"