This is the actual prom wtf xD I just updated this fic 6 times, every chapter has taking me a little over two hour or less. 3,6+ words just for YOU assholes ♥.
O L I V E R
Fuck. Today is prom and we don't need to attend school because apparently we need a whole day to fix ourselves. Not that I mind that much, I'd just be incredibly bored if I was a loser without a prom date.
The thing about this prom is that Jordan asked me over text if I wanted to go with him, but he was literally just a one night thing and I didn't even know the bloke was gay. Also Matt had already helped me with ways to ask Josh out.
"Olisaurus?" a sleepy Josh questioned as he turned around in my bed and faced me. A small smirk was evident on his face as he cuddled closer to me. "Could you bring me to a tattoo parlor today?" he asked and yawned, burying his face between the pillow and me.
"Aren't you scared shitless of needles?" I chuckled and Josh whined.
"If you're there I won't be scared." I could literally hear the smirk in his voice and I rolled my eyes at his cuteness and squeezed him closer to me.
"Yeah we could do that. Go take a shower and I'll get you some breakfast." I said but didn't let go of him.
"Tea and pop tarts?" Josh asked as he kissed my collarbone and smiled as I shuddered.
"Yeah," I said and watched as he rolled away from me and stood up, winking at me and then closing the door to my bathroom. "Twat." I whispered and smiled.
"OLIVER HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THE FAIRY CONDITIONER SMELLS LIKE A GIRL?" Joshua ran down the stairs with his eyebrows raised. I snorted at his stupidity.
"Because it's pink and it says 'fairy'?"
"For all I know it could've been a metal fairy with the smell of diesel and manliness." Josh sighed and sat down at my kitchen table, smelling his tea.
"It's just peach tea." I stated and Josh hummed, sipping on it. "I want to smell your hair."
"Then do it, we've done weirder shit together Sykes." Josh chuckled and I shrugged, bringing his pop tart with me. I messed up his hair, earning a groan from the pale boy. I chuckled before smelling his hair. And holy fuck, it smells like white chocolate. That sweet, distant smell of just sugar and vanilla.
"I like it Franceschi. From now on you're going to have to smell like a girl and wear skirts to please me." I send him a wink as I go back to my toaster and place my tart on a plate.
"As if, you massive twat." Josh proudly shows off his tongue in a hideous grimace and I have to bite my cheek to not laugh at him.
"Beautiful as always," I state, giggling as I drink my tea in the newfound silence. The silence is broken when my cellphone plays the tunes of Ain't It Fun and I look up to see Josh moving his head to the melody. I shake my head and smile before answering the call. "Sykes." It's my brother, Tom, wondering who the 'chick from snapchat' I was with last night is. I frown, trying to remember snapchatting a girl? And then it hit me, I took a picture of me and Josh kissing in my bed, but Josh's and my face were covered by his hand. I decided to fuck with him a little. "Oh yeah? That girl? She's one real hottie." I said and smirked at Josh who looked at me surprised. "Yeah bro, she got blue eyes and this soft brown hair. And her body is amazing. If I fucked her? Yeah I've fucked her. Why, you planning on borrowing her?" Josh were starting to catch on and he placed a hand on his mouth to stop his laughing. "Nah mate, you'll have to find your own man." was the last thing I said as I hung up, laughing with Josh. The next hour I got some weird ass text messages from Tom.
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