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O L I V E R
"OLISAURUS!" a relatively short man shouted as he came dancing towards me.
"Olisaurus?" Matt questioned the nickname and I laughed at the cute memory.
"He got to see the olinator live yesterday, does that explain it?" I smirked at Matt's expression as a silent 'oh' escaped his mouth.
"Hi Olisaurus," Josh said happily as he stood infront of me and Matt who were seated on a crappy tree bench outside of school. Josh's smile was too kind to ignore, so of course I flashed him one back. He placed his backpack on the grass and began to take of his jacket. I can't blame the lad, it's hot outside. I looked at Matt who shamelessly took a glance at Josh's package as he struggled to put on his backpack again. I elbowed Matt and studied Josh's careless expression.
"Hey Joshzilla," Matt suggestively answered and Josh was shocked at Matt's playful tone. Just because Josh happens to like me doesn't mean he's a slut and ready to suck your stick Matt. Josh awkwardly placed a beanie on his head as me and Matt watched him. It was nearly impossible to stop staring at a God standing in the sun with a dark green beanie and slightly messy curly hair peeking out from it.
"Uhm, heyah Matt, hey Oliver want to skip first period?" Josh awkwardly waved at Matt and he laughed, I knew Matt wasn't into Josh in that way, he was just a horny twat with a kink for cheap 'pulls'. Me and Matt did our brotherly handshake, I know it's really dorky and so 2012 but whatever, and we both stood up. Matt going to talk to Dan, Max and Vic, and me going with Joshua on an adventure.
"Sure Joshie," I said in an overly sweet tone and we began to walk, me placing my hand on his bum and him shrugging my hand off.
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"So I wanted to go for ice cream since I haven't eaten any breakfast but then again ice cream do contain a lot of sugar and-" I covered Josh's warm mouth with my hand to stop his rant session about sugars and carbs. I looked down at him, staring into his crystal blue eyes and began talking when I knew I had his attention.
"You're perfect Josh. Now, let's go get some ice cream," I said calmly, never breaking our eye contact. Josh blushed as I took my hand away and we silently began our walk to the ice cream shop. If I'm not getting laid after today then I don't know what I'll do.
J O S H
You're perfect Josh. You. Josh. Perfect Josh.
"Josh, it's your turn to order," Oliver shoved my small frame infront of him and I clumsily replied with an 'oh right'. The girl behind the counter had brown hair and green eyes, she smiled warmly at me as she waited for my order.
"I'll take the candy cane flavoured one," I said and pointed on the picture with two dancing candy canes wearing hats. It's lovely how I can stand here in the beginning of summer and eat something that tastes like winter and Christmas! This is where science is going! I gladly took the ice cream from her and placed it down on the counter as I fished for my money in my pockets.
"Here," Oliver said as he handed her two dollars and paid for my ice cream. She thanked him and he led me to a table. There weren't many people here, this café is mainly busy on Saturdays or after three o'clock when all the pubescent teenagers occupy all the tables. After ten minutes of me slowly enjoying my ice cream, and Oliver just watching me eat it, I took a spoon full of it and basically shoved it in his face.
"Taste," I simply said and he obeyed, not even thinking twice about it. I watched his expression as he played around with the ice cream in his mouth. "It's good isn't it." I grinned at a slightly happy Oliver who nodded and smiled at me.
"It sure does taste like candy cane," Oliver said and began to play with his phone. I continued to eat the ice cream while he did whatever he was doing on his phone. I got bored quickly when Oliver wasn't giving me his full attention, so I began to kick his leg under the table. At first he did look up at me, but then he just continued to watch his phone, so I kicked again, and again. He didn't even raise an eyebrow. Game on Sykes. First I tried to throw a spoon full of ice cream at him, but he somehow moved in the last second so the ice cream fell on the floor instead of on his shoulder. Woopsie. I then began to continously say his name.
"Oliver. Oliver. Olívuar. Oli. Ols. Oliturd. Olive. Oliver. OliVER. OLIVER," but nothing seemed to work. So I got up, and that sure seemed to catch a little bit of his attention. I walked towards him and messed up his hair, that usually do the trick. But again, nothing. I walked back to my seat and pouted at him as he calmly fixed the mess I had created only seconds ago.
"You should probably finish your ice cream before it melts." Oliver then said, still his attention was on his phone but at least he said something. Not really what I wanted to hear though. Thank you for the reminder, mom.
"You should probably finish your ice cream before it melts," I said in a dark sloppy voice, waving my spoon around in the air. I rolled my eyes at the little smile that formed on his lips and threw the spoon towards him instead. "And you, mister, should probably lay off that attitude before I find someone who'll do it for you." I replied, pouting and crossing my arms over my chest. Oliver gave me no attention, at all. Don't get me wrong, if I'm in a room full of people I'd rather go by invisible, but when it came to Oliver, I wanted his attention as badly as I wanted ice cream. I crave ice cream a lot, you figure out the rest. As I was pouting and staring at the beauty in front of me I suddenly got an idea. I hurriedly unlocked my phone and began to send Oliver messages. I carefully watched him as he read them. First it was neautral. Then I began to send some rather sexual, if you will, texts and I saw how his expression changed from neutral to shocked and more aroused. After I had sent him a few of those I got up, threw away my melted ice cream and walked out of the ice cream shop. 1-0 to Franceschi. As I got closer and closer to school, I felt someone walking behind me. Knowing it was Oliver I felt no need to look, so I continued walking. Until a body collided with mine.
"You thought you were clever now huh, didn't you Joshua?" Oliver whispered in my ear. I was too paralyzed of his touch that I couldn't do anything else but then to listen to what he had to say. "I paid for your ice cream, and you left me alone in there with a problem," Oliver pressed his front to my back, keeping me in place with his arms around my chest. I was getting kind of hot too, until I relaxed, and realized that I had the control this time. I wriggled out of his loose grip and turned my sass on.
"I guess I did. Leave you with a problem that is," I said, an attitude was evident in my voice. Oliver engulfed me in a hug and began to trace kisses on my neck.
"And what are you going to do about it?" Oliver questioned between kisses. I shrugged. Pushed him away gently and turned around seeing Max with Kellin.
"What are you going to do about it, Olisaurus?" I happily spoke. "HEY MAX!" I shouted and Oliver let me go as I ran towards Max, telling him about the candy cane ice cream.
// A/N I'm trying to make the chapters longer ♥
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Comédiethis is absolute shit and was published five years ago and im not planning on editing it lol FINISHED BUT NOT READ THROUGH The one where Josh is hopelessly in love with Oliver, but Oliver just wants sex. Where Kellin easily turns the indie kid gay w...