FINALLY A KELLIN POV.
K E L L I N
After Josh left me for his lovely abuser of a fuckboy, I went to sit down with Jenna. She's cool, she has green hair and piercings, she also has the most beautiful accent ever. If I was straight I'd totally date her, she's nothing like Tay.
"So where's the homeboy?" Jenna questioned as I sat down next to her. I rolled my eyes, you tell me where the fuck my homeboy is. Freaking ditcher.
"On a date, I think" I responded and shrugged. Jenna gasped and moved her eyebrows in a funny way. "Why, you thirsty for some Joshua?" I joked and Jenna nearly choked on her food. Everyone in the school knew she was a lesbian. She was actually the first one to ever admit their sexuality in my class. Ever since then we've actually had a lot of fun together.
"Yeah, as if. Hey, what happened to that short dude? The guy with the brown curls?" Jenna asked and I shrugged. I didn't really feel like talking about Vic. Or what happened that night at prom. Things are complicated and I just wasn't ready to forgive him just yet. I mean come on, the hispanic guy literally used me for his own needs. That's rude.
"He used me to get together with Tay, no biggie" I said and stopped eating. I suddenly didn't feel like eating at the thought of Tay. Knowing that I was going to have PE with the short ass midget only angered me more.
"Ouch, what a knobhead. Well, there's plenty of fish in the sea."
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PE is satans creation. I promise you he kidnap PE teachers as a hobby and fool them to sell their soul. This particular 'demon' though, he was one of the very worst ones. Mister Short-Shorts as I like to call him, is not only some old man with tiny shorts, he's also a very grumpy man and likes to watch us teenagers suffer as we throw balls at each other. Where's the fun in that? Seriously. Lucky me though, I had a plan that involved Vic.
My eyes met with Lucas', and we both nodded slightly before throwing the balls we had in our hands, hitting two of Vic's team. We cheered and tried to catch more red balls to throw. Marcus was on the other team and when my eyes met with him he nodded and looked at Vic. I nodded too and shouted at Lucas to cover me as I ran towards Vic with a ball in my hand. Marcus shoved Vic forward, making it easier for me to hit Vic with the ball. His face showed clear surprise as the ball hit him, and he looked at me, almost hurt. I laughed.
"It's just a game mate, calm down" I said and winked at him, watching all the colour from his face drain. Vic took a seat with the rest of the losers on his team while me and Lucas continued to throw balls like professionals.
Showering was easy. In and out, as they say. I ignored all the naked boys as I began the ritual that was showering. A few showers down I heard Vic talking to one of the members that was on his team, Anthony.
"Ugh I really need a massage. And some more oil for my hair" Vic complained and I snorted.
"Actually I have this hair mask, you'll love it. I just took some of it myself but there's still some left for you" I heard Marcus join the conversation and smiled to myself.
"Really? I've never heard of this brand before? Why is it blue!?" Vic shouted and was probably rinsing his hand off. I began to slowly move towards my towel, wrapping it around my waist. After Marcus long speech about some fruit in India that apparently was really good for your hair, Vic agreed on trying it. "Anthony, help me" was the last thing I heard from the little mexican as I made my way to the lockers and began changing.
I was drying my hair with my towel when a angry Vic entered. He had a towel wrapped around his waist and I would've enjoyed the view if it wasn't for the fact that his hair was fucking blue and it was dripping onto his shoulder. I hurriedly made my way out, listening to the fading voice of Vic.
I met Josh and Oliver outside, they were both holding their hats and being genuinely cute towards one another. I rolled my eyes and checked facebook on my phone. I wonder if Josh told Oliver about the prank? That'd be cheating, right? That must be against the rules of pranking. One does not change team. After a few minutes of listening to all the chatter around me, a tall person with beard asked us to be quiet. He was apparently our photographer and he wanted us all to stand in a alphabetic order.
It was rather amusing watching other people take their photo, outside, with a stupid ass hat on. And me being one of the last ones, I pretty much got to see them all.
"Josh Franceschi, you're up!" the photographer yelled and a very cheery Josh sat down on the chair, giving the camera his best smirk. After Franceschi came Fuentes. Vic sat down on the chair with the biggest pout I have ever seen. "Please sir, let your hair down and wear the hat properly." Vic rolled his eyes but did as he was told. His blue hair matching the hat. I honestly didn't think that the colour would be so vibrant since he had kind of dark brown hair before, but damn boy was it vibrant. "I see we got ourselves a little punk here. Let's smile for mama Fuentes," the photograper said and I snorted. Josh came and stood by my side, watching as Vic got his picture taken. We both high fived and laughed at our creation.
"I'm going to kill you Franceschi!" Vic shouted and left to go inside. Josh laughed harder, recieving funny looks from the people in our classes. I had to agree with Josh, it was a good prank. Even though the colour will probably fade till our graduation, it was still worth it. 2-1 to my team.
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