Set It Off

This Means War.

Prepare for a lot of Joshua views.

J O S H U A 

Last night is pretty much a blur. I do remember getting hit though, I mean the first thing I saw this morning was my the blue mark on my face and I did call him a manwhore but the fact that he has the nerve to tell me that he's got trust issues is just pathetic. Anyways, Kellin slept over at my house because of last nights activities I didn't want to leave him alone in case Vic would show up. So I let him borrow my bed as I slept on the couch. I gently rubbed my eyes in a weak attempt to awake myself and sat up to stretch. I turned off the TV that had been going all night, showing the Kardashians in all their glory; arguing about Scott's problem with alcohol. I rolled my eyes and made my way to the kitchen were Kellin had brewed me some coffee. 

"Thanks man," I tried to smile but quit after I felt like I was ripping apart my whole cheek. Sighing as I remembered yesterdays 'activities' I brought my cup of coffee to my lips and drank. Looking out the window I saw ice? Snow? Something white hanging from the roof. I squinted my eyes and placed the cup on the counter. "What the fuck," I moved closer to the window and saw that it was clearly not snow or ice for that matter, it was paper. Straps of toilet paper. Kellin had now noticed this too and followed me as I went outside. My whole roof was covered in toilet paper and I spotted a note aggressively pinned next to my door. I looked at Kellin who were busy picking up rolls of paper that were laying around on the ground. I mentally slapped myself as I read the note out loud for Kellin to hear. "Nice try guys. Thought me and my pal could come over with some paper that you could use to clean up all the semen from your little gay celebration you two had yesterday." I looked at Kellin who shrugged and took the note from me. "Watching Disney is not gay." I whispered and Kellin placed a hand on my back.

"I know man, I know. Hey, look!" he showed me the other side of the note where a picture of Oliver and Vic was, shopping for toilet paper. Vic smiled playfully at the camera while Oliver posed with a thumbs up infront of a cart filled with paper rolls. I frowned.

"Whatever man, let's just clean this shit up. Go inside and get one of those black large trash bags and I'll climb up on the roof." Kellin nodded and went inside as I walked to the back of my house where a ladder was. I climbed it and was now succesfully standing on the roof. Lucky me, I had a relatively flat roof, making it easier for me to walk or climb on. 

When Kellin had returned outside with the trash bags, I threw down every single roll of paper. Some I even aimed at him. It's his stupid fault that I'm even in this situation. And why is Oliver in on this too? That fucking crackhead would rather play pranks on me WITH VIC rather than just call me and say 'sorry for hitting your beautiful face Joshua'. What a spoiled knobhead. 

"You okay up there Josh?" Kellin shouted and I aimed a roll towards him. He dodged it and went to pick it up and place it in the bag. 

"Shut the fuck up and keep cleaning," I responded and kept tossing rolls at him. 

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After three hours of cleaning up paper, me and Kellin were finally finished. We were now stood outside my car on the McDonald's parking. I didn't feel like cooking and Kellin didn't feel like going home so I brought him here. We stepped inside and were instantly greeted with the smell of grease and sweat. Just like a McDonald's should smell. Kellin smiled next to me and almost ran towards the cashier.

"Hi there may I take your order?" the girl spoke and smiled at Kellin who eagerly nodded his head. 

"I'd like two QP cheese menues and add like, extra fries to that. Oh, I also want chicken nuggets" Kellin looked at me and raised an eyebrow. "You want something?" his cocky high pitched voice spoke and I snorted. Did he seriously order all that for himself? What about me and my needs? 

"Yeah sure. I'll just have a big mac then," I smiled at Kellin who nodded and ordered for me. 

Literally three years later Kellin had finally finished his two QP burgers and we were now both eating the last of his fries. I took one fry and dipped it in a pool of delicious garlic cream, dip, sauce, whatever you want to call it, and watched Kellin do the same. 

"So, we need to plan another prank." Kellin stated and I choked on my fry. Hell to the no, homeboy. I don't want to play these games anymore. I just want Kellin to forgive Vic, cause the dude honestly has somewhat interest in Kellin. I also just want Oliver to say sorry and love me and watch Disney movies while eating pizza with me.

"Hell no, Kells. You're on your ow-"

"Shit! Shut up Josh! Play cool." Kellin shouted and sat up straighter. I followed his gaze that led to the entrance of McDonalds where two boys walked in. One rather short one and the other very tall. I swallowed hard when Olivers eyes met with my own. What the fuck was I supposed to do now? I did not want to be confronted in the middle of McDonalds. The tiny mexican reached our table and placed both his hands on it. With a playful smirk he leaned in towards us both.

"So, 1-1. I'd love to see what you guys have planned next. Whatever the shitty little prank might be, me and my tall companion here, will have something better in stock," Vic placed a hand on Olivers shoulder and smiled. Kellins face was hot red and I ate another fry. 

"Can't we just end it here? We're even. Besides, summer's up and I want to hang out with you all. We're graduating and becoming adults-"

"Fuck that," Vic interrupted me, I sighed and mentally face palmed. What did I do to deserve to be interrupted? Listen to your Queen, people please. "This summer will be great. We'll hang out, just not in the way you'd think, Joshua." Vic finished and smirked, he winked at Kellin who was by now furious, crossing his arms over his chest. I snorted at him for using my full name and threw a fry at him. 

"Don't call me that." I whispered and looked at Kells, defeated. I knew that I had to help him with this prank war. I won't let two cocky bastards win, I'm the fricking queen. I just need to come up with a prank that'll make them both cry. Or, make Vic cry at least.