iniayos ko ang chart na naglalaman ng lesson namin today. magaan ang pakiramdam ko at masarap. ipinagluto kasi ako ni jacob ng almusal at ihinatid sa school. he's really sweet.
"teacher, what's with the smile?" tanong ng isa sa mga estudyante ko. i smiled wider, pansin din pala nila
"teacher is happy" masiglang sabi ng isa pa
"or inlove" and the other one. but i got shocked beacause of that. how could a baby boy like him had an idea about thing such as love
"what's inlove?" sabay sabay na tanong ng mga kaklase nya kaya natawa ako
"err .. romantic movies? with couples getting married and kissing?" sagot nya naman na hindi pa in maintindihan ng mga classmate nya.
"or maybe .. " napatingin kaming lahat sa nagsalita, si shiela
"teacher shiela!" they screamed in excitement. malalapit kasi kaming lahat sa mga bata dito
"or maybe teacher got a supah gwapo husband" sabi ni shiela at lumitaw sa likod nya si jacob na may dalang boquet ng assorted flowers "di ka man lang nag invite sa kasal bruha ka!" pagmamaktol pa ni shiela
"hi baby" jacob smiled and enter the classroom. he handed me the boquest of flowers and kiss me.
"that's what i call kiss!" sigaw ng isa sa mga estudyante ko. si hugo, the one who talks aboyt romantic movies. natawa lang si jacob
"what are you doing here?" i asked him
"eh kasi miss na kita. sit in muna ko sa class mo" he winked "hi class, im your new classmate for today" bati nya sa mga etudyante ko. kinikilig kilig naman na umalis na si shiela.
"what?" unbelievable. wala na kong nagawa ng maupo sya sa isa sa mga upuan doon.
"ok class-" i was about to start when one of my cutest student stella go to jacob's seat
"sir-" hinawakan nya pa ang dulo ng shirt nito
"yes?" masuyong tanong ni jacob dito
"are you a prince from fairy tales? because you look like one" jacob chuckles as my student asked him
"no" jacob pinch her cheeks "but im a superhero" he whispered. pero rinig naman namin. nacurious tuloy yung mga lalaki kong estudyante "let me tell you a secret" he whispered again. natawa na tuloy ako "im incredible hulk"
"really?" one of my students screamed
"sshh" jacob place his point finger in his lips "villens might hear you. baka saktan nya yung queen ko" then he looked at me. kinilig tuloy ako. im his queen
"class come on, incredible hulk eat childrens who's not studying" sabi ko na lang para bumalik na sa upuan ang mga sestuyante ko. i dont know if i can teach with jacob listening. nakaka concious eh
"you eat people?" amaze na tanong ng isa sa kanya
"chics to be specific" he whispered pero rinig ko naman "but i dont swallow them. licking would do" at sakin naman sya nakatingin. pinamulahan tuloy ako ng pisngi
"jacob?" saway ko sa kanya. ang babata pa ng mga studyante ko napepervert na dahil sa kanya. he just laugh. and my students go back to their seats.
"our leasson for today is the different parts of human's body" i fill my voice with enthusiasm para mas makinig sila
"including the genitals teacher?" jacob asked. i flushed and
turn my face into crimson again. bakit ba naman pupunta sya dito kung kelan science ang klase ko?
hindi ko na sya pinansin at magsimula ng magturo. may drawing na human sa chart ko. then itinuturo ko lang yung parts then sasabihin ng students ko kung ano 'yon. they dont ask the genitals off course. naka boxer kaya yung nasa drawing.
maya maya pa ay tumayo na si jacob mula sa pagkakaupo
"aalis ka na?" i asked him
magtuturo ako" he grinned
"what?" i frowned. ano namang ituturo nya sa mga students ko? baka ipatawag ako ng DepEd.
"hi class im teacher jacob" pakilala nya sa mga estudyante ko "the most handsome teacher ever existed. and our lesson for today is anatomy"
anatomy?! seriously? anatomy?! i wanted to scream.
"what's anatomy?" my students reacted quickly
"structure of a human body" he shrugged "if you want to sound like genius, use anatomy instead of human body parts" sabi nya pa na ikinatawa ko "ok class. ituturo ko sa inyo yung mga gorgeous parts ng katawan ko, well yung sakin kasi yung pinaka magagandang nagawa sa lahat kaya naman ako talaga ang perfect model" pagyayabang nya na ikinatawa ko at ng mga bata
"what's so funny?" he chuckled
"you're so yabang teacher jacob. buti na lang you're cute" one of my students said so we chuckled
"what's this" jacob asked them pointing to his biceps na talaga namang namumutok ang muscles
"arm" they answered
"what do you call it dude?" tanong nya kay hugo
"arm" he shrugged
"it's biceps bro. call it biceps para tunog macho" sabi nya at ginulo ang buhok nito "it's biceps students"
"aahhhhhhh" tila nakaka unawang sagot ng mga ito.
"what about this?" jacob point at his .. err tummy?
"stomach" they answerd again
"engk mali kayo" sabi nya with facial expression kaya natawa ako "it's bakery dude and bae's" he said chuckling. sinamaan ko sya ng tigin kaya lalo syang natawa. kung anu anong itinuturo.
"bakery?!" one of my students shrieked "you mean a bakeshop" eksaherada pang sabi nito
"yeah!" inexag din ni jacob ang pagsagot kaya nagtawanan ang mga studyante ko "because i have pandesal in here" he point to his abs again "look oh" then he lift his shirt up at ipinakita ang abs sa mga bata
"woah!" sigaw ng mga boys "where did you get that? i want that too" sigaw ni hugo
"its not bakery bro. im just kiddig. it called abs. and when you grew up you can work this out" ginulo nya ang buhok ni hugo
maghapon kong kasama si jacob sa school at tuwang tuwa syang nakipag kulitan sa mga bata.
