One Piece [One-Shots] (Reader x Character)

Smokey, you hotty! (Smoker x Pirate!Reader)

You were Monkey D. (Y/N) and so the sister of Monkey D. Luffy and your captain. He always wanted that you should be a crewmember of his, because you were much stronger and faster than other people. And one day you were so angry from his 'Come and be in my crew'-thing, that you accepted his offer.

"So? Where are we going, bro?", you asked your brother and put your hands into your pockets. "I don't know." "What? Luffy! You don't know it? Oh man, what should I do with my older brother...?", you sighed and looked at the ground. "Oh, there is a restaurant! Maybe they have a lot of meat! MEEEEAAAAT!!! I am comiiing!!", Luffy screamed loudly and ran to the restaurant while you sighed and chased your one year older brother. "Why does he love meat so much? Sweet things like chocolate, cakes and doghnuts are much tastier than meat!"

You walked into the restaurant and saw that your black-haired captain was sitting on a chair and nearly ate all meat that the restaurant had. "Luffy... Let's go... Everyone is looking at-" "Strawhat!! There you are!", yelled a gray-haired man who was smoking some cigarettes and ran to your brother's direction. Again you were sighing and ran to Luffy, took his arm and ran with him out of the restaurant. "So it means 'dine and dash' again, huh?", you asked yourself while you dragged Luffy with you. "Oh! There ish Shmokey!", said Luffy while he ate more meat, which he was holding when you dragged him out of the building.

"'Shmokey'?" Luffy swallowed the meat down and glanced at you. You ran into an smaller alley while you hoped that the marine guy isn't chasing you two. "Hm? No! His name is not 'Shmokey' it's 'Smokey'!... I think.", said Luffy with one of his biggest grins. "'Smokey'? Really? That's a really strange name, if you ask me...", you muttered and looked around you. "Dang! This alley is really small... Who is anyway this 'Smokey' guy and what does he want from you?", you asked him. He told you that he was a vice admiral and he was chasing the strawhat pirates a lot.

"I see... So, what do you want to do else-?" "STRAWHAT!! There.... You... Are...", 'Smokey' breathed between his sentence. "Oh, Smokey! Hello! How are you?", asked Luffy and forgot apparently the situation you two were in. "Luffy... Time for the 'dash', okay?", you whispered into your brother's ear and he nodded. "Okaaay!"

You counted to three and Luffy ran away and 'Smokey' tried to chase him. "That's so sad... This poor hot man will get beaten up... Time to play!", you thought and had a devious smirk on your face. Then your little game started...

Luffy ran away while 'Smokey', the hot vice admiral chased him and you chased the gray-haired man. "'Smokey'-chan! Wait a moment! I'm your biggest and hottest fan ever!!", you screamed and he stared at you with a shocked face. "Why is a pirate saying... That?", asked 'Smokey' himself and then fell on the ground.

"Too bad! 'Smokey', your defence is really low. Oh and don't do something stupid to my captain! Understood?!", you said and punched him on his head. You ran then into another direction and hoped that he was now following you and not Luffy. "Urgh... Why is that woman so strong?", asked 'Smokey' himselfand stood up. "Damn... There she is!"

You take a look over your shoulder and saw some strange smoke... It was like... It was following you! "Oh my god! What's that?! Smoke that can follow someone?! What does it want from me?! Does it want to sell me something or why is it so persistent?!", you screamed inside your head and ran faster and faster while you hoped that the smoke will vanish one day.

When you glanced again over your shoulder, you noticed that the smoke had disappeard and you stopped to run and looked around you. "Puuh. That was close! Aaand... Where is the hot vice admiral now?" "Behind you!!"

'Smokey pinned you on the wall and was holding with his left hand your wrist and with his right hand his weapon. "Oh my gosh! You are really fast!", you said shocked and in disbelieve. "You are so strange and crazy like your captain.", 'Smokey' said angrily and held your wrist tighter. "Ow! That hurts! Uhh... Could you let me go, please?", you asked him with a smile. "Huh? So you are a pirate who is begging a vice admiral?" "I wasn't begging! I-I just... Uuh... You know... Asked a little question... And not begging! Pff... I am one of the strongest women. So, c'mon! I am not begging!", you said angrily and stared into his eyes with your (e/c) orbs. One of his eyebrows rised and he looked at you with disbelieve. "Oh really? Good joke."

"Sooo... What now?", you asked him and his eyebrow rised higher than before. "What do you mean?" "Oh boy... You don't get it, huh? Okay, I will help you, hotty 'Smokey'! You pinned me to a wall and your chest is nearly touching mine while your face is nearly in mine too aaaand you are holding my wrist... You don't get it, right?" His cheek blushed slightly and you began to chuckle at his reaction. "Oh my gosh. The hottest vice admiral is shy and is blushing!!", you said with a big grin. "'Hottest vice admiral'?" "Uh, that's you, duh! Idiot...", you said and saw his next reaction. He bite into his cigarettes and his blush became redder!

Your took his cigarettes away and bung them somewhere. You held his cheek with your free hand and kissed his lips. His weapon fell down and his eyes widden. You pulled away, kissed him on his cheeks and ran away. "Bye, 'Smokey'! I will miss yaa!", you yelled and left the blushing man behind.

"Puuh... Now I am tired....", you said and glanced at your brother who was sitting on the deck. "Hey, (y/n)! I saw what you did there~", said Nami with a big smirk. "Huh?" "You kissed Smoker!", she screamed, nearly fangirled, while you looked at her with a dumb face. Sanji was sitting depressed next to Robin, who was chuckling while the others looked shocked. "You kissed Smoker?!", asked the reindeer you and your eyes still were widden. ".... Who is 'Smoker'?", you asked them and everyone sweetdropped. "That's 'Smokey'!", said Luffy cheerfully and you just 'aaah'ed and looked again over your shoulder to see a gray-haired man and a woman standing there. "Oh, 'Smokey'! Hey, 'Smokeeeey'!!", you yelled to him while he looked at you while the ship was sailing to another island. "Sorry 'bout your cigarettes! Oh and one thing!! I will still miss ya, my hot vice admiral! And please don't kill my brother, Luffy!! Oh... And you will have always a place in my heart!!", you yelled to him and saw that the woman was chuckling while Smoker's face blushed again. "See ya later!!" "Sanji... Stop crying.", Robin said with another smile on her face. "Yeeees, Robin-swaaaaan!!~"

~Extended Ending~

"She called you 'hot'...", Tashigi chuckled and stared to the ground while she was holding her stomach. "Tashigi! Stop laughing!", Smoker said angrily and walked away. "Yes, sir! But you know that you will miss her... After all you have a crush on her now! On the sister of the strawhat-" "I won't miss her and I don't have a crush on her... I... She is just a little bit interessting... More not." "Oh reaaaally?", asked Tashigi and smirked at him. "Really. She is just strong, fast... Does have beautiful (e/c)... And she is- Tashigi! Stop laughing!!", he yelled at the dark blue-haired woman and turned away. With a light blush and a small smile on his face, he put his hands into his pocket and walked away while he thought about the strawhat's sister.