One Piece [One-Shots] (Reader x Character)

Brown, Big and T- (Law x Reader)

Again a birthday gift!!

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"Hey, Nami-ya. Could you do me a favor?", asked Law, the captain of the heart pirates.
"Hm? What favor, Traguy?", asked the orange-haired woman.
"You know... I took an interest in a certain girl... Who is in your crew..."
"Oooh! And who is iiiit?~", asked Nami with a big smirk and Law sighed.
"This dumb girl who is looking for her captain...", he said and pointed at the girl he liked since he first saw her. It was you!

Wait, dumb...? You? You weren't dumb. Of course that was what you were thinking! He shouldn't have called you dumb... And if you would've heard it, you would be angry and would try to batter him... But thank goodness you didn't hear him... You were just... You...

You stood on the table, looking for you captain, Luffy. It wasn't a dumb act.....
You couldn't find him... It was just too hard for you! "Damn! Where are you, Luffy?!", you asked a little bit annoyed.
Your captain on the other side had a big grin on his face, while he was hiding under the table where you stood. Still... You weren't dumb!

"Whaaat? You fell in love with (Y/N)?", asked Nami Traguy.
He held his hand in the air to stop her talking. "Not 'love'... I am just interested. Nothing else.", he tried to explain it to her, but unfortunately Nami didn't want to listen to him.
She was just in her thoughts...
"Oh, Traguy! I could help you!~ Buuuut only if you give me 100.000 Berries for that!"
"Don't you think that's a little bit too... Much?"
"Okay, okay. 10.000 Berries... Sorry...", Nami said and held her hands up in defense.
"Fine...", Law sighed.
"Just help me to find some information about her... Maybe... Who she likes... Or what she wants for her birthday... I don't know."
"Okay!~"

After the long hide and seek game with Luffy, Chopper and Usopp, you sat down next to Robin to talk to her.
"Yeah! And then-"
"(Y/N)!", Nami called you.
You glanced at your friend who ran into your direction.
"What's wrong? Aaand... Why are you grinning like the Cheshire Cat?", you asked her confused.
She still had her grin on her face while her eyes brightened. "Hey, (Y/N)~ I've always wanted to know something! What's your taste?", she asked you while you looked at her dumbfolded.
"Huh?"
"Your taste. What do you like, what do you want for your birthday and bla bla?"

You thought for a few seconds to find an answer for the navigator's question. "Hmm... Who or what I like...? Brown...", you said, still thinking while you blabbered words to your orange-haired friend.
"Tan skin, probably!", thought Nami with her creepy grin.
"... Big... And t-"
"Tall and t? T... T... Traguy! Oooh my god. She likes Traguy! That's great! Just lovely! I will tell him!~"
Nami turned around and began to run towards him while you still were in your thoughts.
"And I want for my birthday-!... Huh? Nami?"
"She ran away.", said Robin with a smile to you.
"Ran away? Okay... I wonder why...", you muttered and tried to think about it, too...
"Hm... It's too hard to think while you are hungry... I need food!", you grinned and continued to talk with the black-haired woman.

"Hey! I found something out!", said Nami to the black-haired man who was sitting on the deck.
"And what is it?", he asked, slightly curious.
"(Y/N) likes you too!"
"... She likes me?", whispered Law as his cheeks turned a little bit red while a smile formed on his lips.
"Yes. And don't forget the money!"

"Heeey! Food is ready!", yelled Sanji and walked back into the kitchen.
Luffy stormed into the kitchen and behind him was the crew. The last persons who came inside were Law and Nami.
"Hey, Luffy. Don't eat like a pig!", yelled Nami at her captain while he was eating his meat. "Shorry! (Sorry!)"

While everyone ate their food, you stood up from your chair and stared into Luffy's direction. "I...", you mumbled.
Everyone glanced at you as you still stared at your captain. "I... I WANT YOUUU!", you screamed and jumped to your captain over the table. Law's eyes widened... You... The cutest and slightly dumbest girl was not in love with him... But in her captain!

"NOOOO!", shouted Luffy who was holding his meat until you took it.
"Mine. Mine.... MINE!! Mwahahahahaaa!", you laughed and everyone sweat dropped.
"Wait... Then that means... She doesn't love him...", whispered Law under his breath.

Luffy and you began to argue over the captain's meat which was in (y/n) hands while everyone ate their food like nothing happened.
"Oh, Traguy. Don't forget to pay me.", said the smiling navigator as he sighed at her behavior.
"She doesn't love me... She loves meat. I won't pay you, Nami-ya."
"W-What?! B-But my money... Nooo!", cried Nami and stared at you.
"(Y/N)! Why? Why do you love meat?!" You glanced from Luffy at your friend confusedly.

"Huh? Because meat is tasty. Didn't you listen to what I said...? I said that I love meat. It's brown, big and tasty!", you grinned and laughed some seconds later after Nami facepalmed.
"Oh damn... So it wasn't 'Tan skin, tall and Traguy'...", sighed Nami and facepalmed at her dumbness again.
"Huh? 'Tan skin, tall and Traguy'? How can I love Traffy's pe*is? I saw it just one time... But I didn't fall in love with it...", you said and sweatdropped.

Law's cheeks turned red again while he hid his face under his fuzzy hat. "You saw it?"
"Huh? Yeah.", you said innocently.
"I am more of a person who loves humans and not dicks, Nami. But I do love one thing more than meat or sweet little rabbits and maybe 'Traffy's dick'. Traffy himself!~ Oooh and by the way! I want to have meat as my birthday gift! Or maybe...", you grinned and kissed Law's cheeks. "Yeah... That's a better gift than meat!~"
You walked back to your sit and continued to argue with you captain after a few seconds while everyone sweatdropped at your dumbness, while Law just smirked at your words with a slight blush on his cheeks.

"Idiot... She really is dumb and innocent... Still I love her."