One Piece [One-Shots] (Reader x Character)

Bad pick-up lines - (Shanks x Reader)

Near the table where I was sitting, was a table with drunken pirates. "Hm... Isn't that the infamous captain of the Red Hair Pirates?", I thought while I was drinking beer on my regulars' table in my favorite bar. I had to say, they were really funny. "(Y/N), do you need something?", the barkeeper asked me, while I kept my eyes on the wonderful, strongest, red haired pirate. "Nothing."
The barkeeper and everyone who was drinking or working in the bar knew me because I was always sitting more than a half day in the building and drank beer.

After a half an hour, someone sat next to me with a big grin on his face. "Hello. I'm looking for a treasure, can I-" " '-look around your chest?' No." I glanced for a second at his face and saw a shocked face. What should I say? It was one of the worst pick-up lines I know! "What? Cat got your tongue?", I said with a cheesy grin. "You know, Honey... I know every pick-up line... And heard a lot! And that one is the worst I know..." His shocked face turned slowly to a grinning face, while he said "Is that so, Beauty? My name is- " "- 'Red-Haired' Shanks. I know, my Sweety. And I am (Y/N) (L/N)."

"Do you think that our captain has a chance with her?", whispered Yasopp to the others. "No... Never. I think that she will never sleep with him...", answered one of his buddies.
It was quiet on the table now. And really awkward too! I had to say something... "Do you have a map?" "Huh...?" "I'm getting lost in your eyes.", I said with a big grin and looked again at his shocked face, which he didn't had so long. " 'I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.', 'Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.'... Believe me. They are better pick-up lines!" "I see... How about... 'I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.' ", he asked, while I laughed the whole time. "Yeah... Much better!" "Good... If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?" "That one is good too." "No... I mean, thanks, but how about a real date?" "Sure, why not."

I paid for my drinks and we walked out of the bar, while the jaws of Shanks' crew dropped. "Oh god... He is really good..." "He is the best in it..." "How did he do THAT!?"

"Oh, Shanks..." "Yeah?" "You know... You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.", I winked at him and we went to his ship...