I
AM
SO
FREAKING
DOWN
WITH
THIS
CENTURY.
Why? Why? Because of cliches. Sickening cliches that make me want to crawl in a ball and hit my head on the wall repeatedly. NOT ONLY THAT THOUGH!
Because *le gasp* believe it or not, not all cheerleaders are blonde or sluts. Surprising, right?
Hell no.
TO ME. NO. BECAUSE THIS IS SICKENING. I WANT TO LEGITELY FACEPALM MY WAY THROUGH.
WAIT, AND THEY FLIRT WITH THE BOYS.
24/7 because there's apparently nothing better to do and the code of conduct left with common sense.
Dear common sense,
HASTA LA VIESTA!
- every cliche write in history
Oh! And let's not forget their 'boyfriends.' Yeah. You know. The jocks. OR, MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE FREAKING PLAYERS BECAUSE YOU CONFUSE SPORTS WITH FLIRTING.
NOT
ALL
ARE
LIKE
THAT.
Because, I'm sure, once in a blue moon, there's a nice jock. *le gasp* Totes-
No.
That word annoys me.
JUST STOP WITH THIS.
And you can't physically hurt somebody without getting suspended or not expelled. Yeah. So lemme get this bully to juevinile detention.
Don't worry. Cause I won't care.
Oh, and wanna know something else?
Not all nerds are as attractive as Hades. Well, he's not attractive...Okay, Apollo. And even though I'm sarcastic, hate jocks, have dark hair and light eyes with big glasses, do you see me with jocks?
Hun, I can't even flipping date. Not that I would want too....*hides pictures of James Phelps* *coughs*
Oh, and what else?
Oh, yeah...
There's something called America. Heard of it? Yeah. Okay. People call it the 'Melting Pot.' Sounds familiar?
No, continue living in the world of cliches.
Yup. BYE!
And what else!
Oh, yes. Did you know that one in five people get skin cancer every year? No? Apparently not, because not once have I seen the characters wear sunscreen. So you must've heard of five out of five people getting skin cancer.
Not a world I wanna live in.
And.
Did you know that U.S. Humans need to use the bathroom to relieve ourselves?! Cause there's a lot you don't know. Bathrooms are used to relieve yourself in, oh you didn't know?
Not for making out, gossiping, or whatever- though people do do that....
AND.
GUESS WHAT?!
We females have periods! Oh, oops. Did you get pregnant before the story?
Mm hmm...seems that pretty boy isn't the only one with secrets, huh? Seems you had some experience before...
Oh, and another cliche:
GIRL never dated anybody, moves, meets this hot guy, friends, dating, says I love you, and then their hormones decides it's the right time for a party. All in the span of one month.
I don't know about you, but I'm with Amy Adams and gonna have myself a me party.
NOW. Before I end this, one more thing:
There's something called puberty. It comes with pimples, and girls do get hair, like it or not. Personally, I hate it...:{ o
So, while you're over exaggerating their hormones, think. Okay? Can you do that?
Al-lonsy!
AmAeRal
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