Recently, Kanye West announced that he was running for president in 2020. And, obviously, Donald Trump is running now.
And you know what- THEY AREN'T REALLY POLITICIANS!
Like, Trump is just a businessman, and West is a rap singer. Both of them are arrogant and self centered as ****!
I'm just gonna sit down and say, okay, WHAT IF one of them was actually elected? The USA would be ridiculed, because these IDIOTS would be representing our country.
IF KANYE WEST OR DONALD TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT:
1. A dictatorship, where Kim K/ Trump's Daughter is the vice, but is forced to resign because of leaked nude photos.
2. A law that bans women from voting.
3. Forces women not to get their period. (I KNOW, LIKE WHAT THE....)
4. Makes America racist again.
5. Trump has 10-15 first ladies.
6. UN speeches are all interrupted by "Imma let you finish..."
7. Presidential speeches are all in rap form.
8. US falls into anarchy.
9. Virus called "E- Vanity" wipes out the world.
10. I am the last human on Earth and eventually die of old age.
VOTE IF YOU AGREE!
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