MY RANTS AND ISSUES

GOING TO THE TOILET AND THEN THERES NO PAPER

I don't know if this has ever happened to you guys but it's happened to me a few times, like who goes to the toilet and does there whatever and doesn't put paper there to wipe you ass afterward?? It's just ludacris!!!!

This annoyance isn't going to be that long considering it isn't the biggest problem but it's still annoying. And I do have a story about it.

One time I was in class in secondary school and I had to go to toilet, luckily the teachers a nice guy (not all of them are :/) and he lets me go and the best part is its last class so I don't stress it.

Usually in my school your only allowed out of class if it's a problem or if you forgot a book or something but I was allowed out anyway.

So I get to the bathroom and before I go in 2 older students come out laughing like something's funny (fuck I'm dumb they'd obviously be laughing if something was funny!!) so I ask them "What's the laugh about??" They laugh again and point in the bathroom.

So I go in but with caution unless theirs a prank or something, turns out there isn't so I go to do what I'm doing obviously when a small voice coming from the other cubicle says, "Um.. Is someone there??"

Right I'm thinking, 'um ok wtf???' So I say back. "Um yeah there is what's wrong?" And the guy says. "I-I was wondering do you have any spare paper there I could use cause mines all gone."

So I'm a nice guy right and I'm going to help this other random guy cause it's the way I was brought up be nice to others blah blah anyway I decide I'll give him some but there's a slight problem.

Most Irish schools are old, well ours was build in 1984 so it's not considered the oldest so there's a wall there so I have to throw the paper over and success he gets out and he's ok, I also notice he's a "first year" now to my American readers I believe there called "freshmen" don't kill me if I'm wrong and by the way tell me in the comments what's your things called and what's the age group that would help a lot!!!

Ok I'll end it here, don't be a dick, always replace toilet paper or you'll get stuck like that guy I helped did!!!