MY RANTS AND ISSUES

ALCOHOL!!!

Yes it's me I have returned lol again. I'll let you know that I'm not very punctual when I say I'll be back the amount of shit going on in life is unbelievable. Anyways I'm just going to do my usual shit and rant. This one happened recently so... I dunno enjoy I guess?!

So on June 18th I officially became 18. I'm now a fucking registered adult. Hooray.

So living in Ireland a country of rain, rain, flooding, wet weather and hmm RAIN drinking was a thing that came to mind.

Now I've never drank (until a few days ago lol) so my friends decided that we should and with that we walked all the way out of town to make sure the pigs weren't after us and all was going good. For the first time ever the country of RAIN decided to become sunny.

So like any other effect we got a bit tipsy. I knew what the fuck I was doing but could not control my walking. I kept going on the road and luckily no cars flattened me and I'm just thinking "yes gotta away with a drink!" Because keep in mind I haven't got my ID on me.

Finally we reach town, well actually just outside it lol and out of all the people who could've past sitting in a car parked next to the sidewalk is a cop, two cops.

So my drunk friend sees this and starts to shit himself because he's smashed completely but since I'm sober I'm just like to him "just chill man they ain't gunna say anything." But then as I say this their car starts to move forward and both of these cops stare at us.

Now I was ok because instead of screaming or running away while pissed off my face I just stopped and took out my phone and convinced my friend to as well and just as I'd predicted the cops just drove by. Zero problems!

So word of advice, when you have your first drink make sure your around people you can trust but more importantly..

FUCK THE PIGS BITCH!!

Lol just kidding their not all bad.

Anyways guys I'm back and I'm just going to end this one here because it's like half 3 in the morning so yeah please vote and comment and I'll try to write more in the next coming day's and lately my keyboard has broke therefore when I type I can't actually see what I'm writing!!

BenCrow