Hello bitches!! You probably all thought I was dead. Well newsflash I wasn't I just kinda went blank and became lazy. Like that's it?? Anyway fuck that today I'm talking to you about school as were nearly at the end of 2017 (holy shit) meaning I'm halfway threw my last year in the shithole. Thank god. Anyway I'm going to ramble like I always do try enjoy!
Lately in my school we got a new vice principal. And she's a fucking twat! She basically came in around the start of September and she's one of those strict bitches. Like that strict principal you'd see in a high school movie or something.
Anyway so far already in the school is that theirs 3 main problems..
1. She's strict and overreacts too much
2. The whole school (except well the freshman as they never had our old principal who was kind of a dick but at the same point he was calm enough whatever) is chill because our older principal was chill and we were pretty much let do what the fuck we want so no one really listens to her.
3. All the students hate her.Now normally me being the gentleman I am (sometimes!) I'm ok and would respect people. Sure she's a strict bitch who screams at people but she'll get used to it.
Answer to that is NO!!!!!
The woman's fucking mad. One day me and my friends were outside in the school car park just chilling this was around September, now break officially ends at 2:00pm on the dot but a bell will sound just 5 minutes before 2 to let everyone know it's time to get ready to go back to class.
So the bell sounds and since me and my mates are slow fucks we just decide "fuck it give it a few seconds" because obviously right no ones gunna be running into school. It's a shithole mate.
But eventually like every other school day at the end of break we head back to school and as where heading up the gate that leads to the entrance of the school, the psychobitch comes storming our direction.
So we were all thinking she was heading into the car park to tell all of my other classmates to get inside as some of them are in love with their cars (I am as well though don't judge) and normally come into the school late all the time.
BUT NO!! This women screams at us I have the quote "cmon boys get to class now!"
Now must of us tut. Theirs roughly five or six of us their. Now keep this in mind i left middle school in 2012 and since then we had the old principal. So to add things up we don't really listen to her.
And then I decided to say to my mates "well it's not like I'll be going anywhere else considering the schools right in front of me!!"
And my mates chuckle but somehow psychobitch who was out of earshot storms back and simply says to me "what's your problem?"
So at this point I'm confused and in my head I'd have said "sorry miss but me and my mates are practically right in front of the fucking school door and your telling us get to class like we're miles away from the school. Frankly miss that's like telling someone about to sit on a toilet TAKE A SHIT NOW!!! when their basically going to do that anyway ya daft fuck."
When in reality I said "umm nothing obviously?" And walked on. Not to mention she's also anti jacket...
Yep... We're in fucking November in one of the coldest times of the year in one of the coldest country's on earth and this bitch wants no jackets.... Bitch that's like sending a guy with no sunblock into a fucking desert..
And another joyful rule she's brought in is that quoted "if a student fails to remove their coat/jacket on school premises the clothing will be confiscated from them for a week."
Yeah so this bitch thinks she's gunna confiscate my €100 euro coat when I'm wearing it??? Lol give me a break she ain't getting shit.
Anyway guys will have to leave this their. Would talk about more but it's half past 1 in the morning here currently and I've shitty school at 8am sharp so I better go. Will most likely be writing more as from now till May 2018 will be the remainder of my time in the shithole so there'll more likely be rants about it and don't worry their will be more stuff. I just have to turn on my brain though to write about them!
Stay tuned!!
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