This topic isn't exactly an issue as such but it's more of an entertaining one and I really hope you guys can relate! I'm going to be writing about the ones we all probably know or have probably witnessed or may be that person and some other ones we have in Ireland! Well in my school anyway XD
The Teachers Pet
This is the type of person who's the most likeable. No not to the students but to the teacher. "Oh miss let me get those books for you?" "Oh should I hold the door open?" "Miss I think we forgot page 46?" This person is really annoying and sometimes even the teacher gets annoyed about it. My advice for that person is to shut up and be like the rest of us.
The Spacer
I'm not sure if some of you are familiar with the word but there basically the person who either has no books, bag, doesn't know what room there in, doesn't know what there doing, completely zones out. Like one time one of these guys came into our class with no books, bag or pencil case. The teacher got so fed up with him one time and he just sat threw the class looking at the wall.
The Sleeper
Now what's more to say about this one, they always complain about being tired and then literally fall asleep or put there head on the desk. And it's not just one class but all of them there just always tired hahaha XD
The Messer Who Doesn't Care
This guy or girl are literally wild, one thing I notice about them is that there always so content so it's quite obvious that there parents don't give a fuck. Like in my school there so crazy that one guy started dancing on the desk and then fell off it and broke a chair, he got 2 days detention and he just laughed and said to one of his mates "I should have broke another one for fun ha."
The Messer Who Does Care
This person is pretty similar to the other one but there either terrified of the parents finding out or just generally don't like being caught by the teacher. They also are like afraid to get into trouble and if the teacher nearly sees them they act all macho even though inside there probably shitting it.
The Smart One
"No sir according to my calculations the percent of living species in the South Pacific Ocean are most likely to be 24689354572861572881672chicken.000009 percent." Or you know what I mean there whole calculation could take up the whole class and you only hear the last thing they say. PERCENT. Even the teachers look bored having to listen to them.
The Eater
This person always has food. They could be in the toilet with a Kit Kat. And it's not just that, these stubborn shits take out food and stupidly try to fit it in there mouth before the teacher sees. Are schools so bizarre one guy took out a Goodfellas Pizza. Yet for some reason didn't realise you needed to heat it. They could eat anything and they never learn from it either.
The Painfully Stupid One
These people are literally stupid and it's not that they have special needs or anything there just generally dump I mean one time some guy in my friends class was asked "How many sides on a sphere?" And he said 2.... 2. Like if he said one it might have somewhat understandable but no he had to go and hurt my brain. Physically.
The Late One
Ok come on there has to be someone you know like this surely. The people could come into class 20 minutes after it started and be like "Um I got lost." Or "I was in the bathroom." Or even "I lost my bag and had to go find it." Ok like some stuff they say is understandable but when it's everyday you'd start to wonder, why do they come to school if they want to get out so badly??
The Early One
Not much to say about this one, their just there at class, on time, EVERYDAY. Even the teachers freak out when they see them.
The Borrower
"Hey can I borrow a pen?" "Hey can I borrow a pencil?" "Hey can I borrow your textbook?" And the list goes on they just borrow shit all the time. Really irradiating.
The Liar
Lies all the time, sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. In are school it depends on the teacher.
The Dosser
Not a familiar word? Basically comes into class acts normal and quiet but then would say 10 minutes before the end "Uh sir can I go to the bathroom?" And out they go and they literally won't come back until the end of class and they'll do this frequently.
The Doodler
The person who draws stuff on everything! The table, wall, pencil case, book, floor and sometimes even there own hand of forehead! You probably know someone surely who does this.
The Cold One
"Hey sir, can you keep the window shut its kind of cold man?"
The Warm One
"Oi teacher is it alright if we can open the windows it's fuckin hot in here man."
And last but is probably the most common and I'm one of them....
The Chair Leaner
Simple really you just lean on the chair, it's so fun and addictive for some reason XD I'm always getting told off for it but I still do it!!
Well guys that's all I can think of anyway if I did miss one then please comment it and if you have a one different from the other ones or the usual ones then please comment it and tell meh!!!!! Please!!!! Thanks for reading!
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