'Mommy!' she cried. 'My dear mama. '
'All the fish have been
flushed down the drains
that hold the souls
of their very beings.
We must replace them,
in their honor, of course. '
The mother replied,
'Good, very good, dear.
Now the honorary
replacement searching
simply must begin!'
And with that,
the two set off to
the pet store
to buy themselves
a threesome of gilled friends.