Normal is not my life (boyxboy)

Friends

As the bus stops and opens the doors to release us I look out the window and see my whole group of friends, which is like six whole people yay. As I get up to get out of the bus and see them I fall back down because I bumped into that bitch who was checking my guy out...oh how my blood boils when people check him out.
"Excuse me do u mind, don't touch me please. Oh and...check my babe out again and you'll not live to see morning. Got it?" I say as I start standing up.
"First, not I won't 'not touch you again'. Second, I wasn't even checking HIM out I was looking at you." She said and exited the bus.
See that's what I mean. I hate girls. They are always checking me and my boyfriend out. We can't help if we're the sexiest guys around, just stop telling us that kind of crap like 'you're cute' and asking us out. Just stop!
I exited the bus and went and said hi to my friends. And you'd never guess, she was with them. Why you ask? IDFK!!!!! I walked up and said hi anyways, but not to her.
"Hey Jake." I heard Adam say.
"Hey dude" I replied "what you guys up to."
"Oh well we're talking about going to the mall after school. You wanna join?" Hailey asked.
"Nah, I got work to do." I answered.
"Bruh, its the first day."Jaime said.
"Come on baby, please come with."I heard my boyfriend Blake said.
I randomly started singing in my head 'Jake and blake, Blake and Jake forevvvaaa' hehe I know I'm weird but our names are so good together.
I had my eyes shut and I was smiling like and idiot while I continued in my head. Then I opened my eyes and everyone was looking at me weird, except Blake because he knows I was thinking that.
"Okay fine I'll go with" I finally said.
"Yaaaayyy!" I heard before I had Blake hanging of my body like a sloth.
I started tickling him and he fell off and hit his head hard.
"Omg! Babe are you okay? I'm so sorry!" I blurted as I felt tears running down my face.
"Sweetie don't cry, I'm okay." He said while getting up and hugging me.
He is so nice all the time. He makes me so happy and makes me smile even when I'm sad. He always says I'm beautiful even though I know I'm ugly. He makes me feel like I'm floating on clouds what I'm with him. And omg his eyes they're such a beautiful brown and green mix. And his hair omg its a dark black and he combs it and styles it like kellin Quinn's. He's so adorable. I just wanna hug him till the end of time. I love him.
"So I guess we're all together again." Parker did happily.
"Yup." We all said.
"Friends forever!" Blake yelled and jumped clapping his hands excitedly.
I just smiled and the bell rang and we went of to class. Guess who's in my first hour...my blood started boiling when I look and see that I sit right next to the bus girl. Why me?