Thor and you have been dating for 2 years. You met his parents but.... He hasn't meet yours. "But darling I wish to meet them." He begged. You were very reluctant. "But Thor... You won't like them." You said with pleading in your tone. "No I won't. Anyone your related to I will love!" Thor said.
You were defeated. "Fine... Let's go." You said. He was giddy and got dressed in his midgardian clothes and put his hair in a loose ponytail. You both set out into the woods. "Darling why are we in the woods?" He said. "Its where my family lives." You said.
You both ventured deeper into the woods until it just got creepier. Thor was a little uncomfortable. He felt as if he could die there. "OK Thor stop." You said. He stopped. "So... Close your eyes, and when you open them don't scream." You said. He done as told. He heard bone cracking and then you telling him to open his eyes.
When he did he saw you with paper white skin, (e/c) irises and instead of white in your eyes, black. But what was the most noticeable thing was the cut in smile. "So... This is my true form." You said nervously rubbing your hands. "I'm not afraid, I love you and I don't care how you look." He said holding your hands.
"OK so my family lives in the same place, and they look really weird and creepy. To me its normal but to most they are different. So come on." You said. "I decided to show you my real form because no don't want my family killing you." You said. "What do you mean?" Thor said. "They're all killers."
When you got to the destination, Thor saw a huge mansion. "Come on." You said holding his hand. When you opened the door you saw all of your family arguing. They noticed you quickly and smiled. "(Y/n)!" They all shouted. Thor noticed all of them are, well... Creepy.
Your family all smothered you in a bear hug. "So guy... This is Thor, my boyfriend." You said making your way to him. "So Thor this is BEN, Slenderman, Sally, Clockwork, Smile Dog, my dad Jeff the Killer, my mom Jane the Killer, Dr.Smiley, Laughing Jack, and Eyeless Jack." You said pointing to each. Then your uncles burst in. "Oh dear god." You whispered.
"Then they're my uncles. Splenderman, Trenderman, and Offenderman." You said. Offenderman walked up to Thor and offered him a rose. "JESUS CHRIST! YOU FUCKING BISEXUAL!" you yelled as you slapped your uncle's hand away. He giggled and Thor was confused. "Hints the word Offender in his name. He is sexual Offenderman." You said.
"Want some candy?" L.J said. "L.J STOP TRYING TO KILL MY BOYFRIEND!" You yelled slapping is face as you jumped up so you could reach. "So if they offer you something, ask me before you accept it." You said to Thor. Jane and Jeff walk up to you. "How's my beautiful little girl?" Jeff said.
"Good." You said.
Later that night Slender made dinner and made soup. You and Jeff got something different since the whole mouth thing. "So Lady Jane, Sir Jeff. How is your relationship?" Thor asked. They looked at each other and laughed. "We hate each other." Jane said. "But aren't you two together since (Y/n) was born?" Thor asked.
"She was conceived when me and Jeff were REAAALLLY drunk. If we were sober she wouldn't be here. So we were really drunk. It was a party and everyone was drunk, and L.J was high on candy like always." Jane said. L.J giggled. "So (Y/n) why do you save the world when we kill people?" L.J said still giggling.
"Because I just can, and you kill people because you can so shut up before I rip off your nose and burn your candy." You said. "NO NOT MY CANDY!" L.J said in a panic. "Haha nah I'm not that mean." You said.
After dinner you and Thor went to your room. When you walked in it reeks of blood. "Oh man I forgot what I used to do." You said. You got air freshener and sprayed your room and waited for Thor to arrive. You turned into your human form. "Lady (Y/n) that man named Dr.Smiley offered to help me when I fell, should I accept?" Thor asked. "No you shouldn't. FUCKING CHRIST SMILEY IM GONNA KILL YOU TOMORROW!" You yelled.
"Creepypastas can't die (Y/n)!" BEN informed. "SHUT UP SHORT SHIT!" You yelled. Thor walked in your room and sat down on the bed next to you. "Is this normal? To yell at them?" Thor asked looking into your (e/c) eyes.
"Its very normal." You said with a sigh. Thor sensed your stress and gave you a kiss. "I'm glad I met your family. They are great... Pastas?" He said. You chuckled. "Thanks." You said. Their kissed your cheek. "Let's go to bed." Thor said. You nodded and shut your door laying down in his arms. You closed your eyes and snuggled into his chest for warmth.
"Use protection you two!"
"BEN!!!"
