24th April 2015
52 days before
Calum decided to go back onto the chat room the next day and continue talking to the person who thought he was a fan.
Nate joined the chat.
nate: HEY
noelle: hello nathaniel
nate: Nathaniel?
noelle: is your name not short for anything
nate: yeah it's short for
natelahssjskiwudbals
noelle: interesting name
nate: why thank you
nate: how are you
noelle: GOOD THANKS
nate: WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE 5SOS SONG
He didn't even know what song by his own band he liked the most. Maybe pretending to be a fan of his own band was going to be harder than he thought.
noelle: UNPREDICTABLE
nate: SNSKDLS AMAZING SONG
So Calum had spent a lot of time on Twitter therefore he knew how fans basically had their own language.
noelle: I KNOW AKDLDPSALA! The fetus feels
Well Calum had no idea what fetus feels were but it sounded kind of weird.
nate: ANYWAYS WHERE DO YOU LIVE
noelle: not even going to get to know me before you come to my house and murder me?
nate: NO I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT
noelle: i'M JOKING. CHILL.
noelle: I live in England wby?
nate: Australia
noelle: are you sure you're not calum lmao
nate: you've caught me
nate: no but seriously i live in australia and i haven't even been to their shows or met them
Calum felt nervous and he didn't know why. This wasn't a big deal. This girl could be a 50 year old creep and he wouldn't know.
noelle: WE SHOULD GO TOGETHER
noelle: you've got to pay though soz
nate: ALRIGHT DEAL
sid: can i come too
noelle: GO AWAY YOU ARE ALWAYS INSULTING THEM
nate: sid what have you been saying about my babies
Calum couldn't help but laugh at his own words. The whole thing was really weird but he was having fun.
sid: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
noelle: um if i can recall you called them "talentless twats who look like crusty vaginas"
nate: WOAH WOAH WOAH HOLD UP
Calum should really be offended by that but he was too busy chortling.
sid: well they are goodbye
noelle: YOU'RE A CRUSTY VAGINA SID
nate: HAHAHAHA
noelle: i'm never speaking to him again
noelle: TO TRY AND MAKE ME FORGET ABOUT SID AND HOW MUCH I WANT TO PUNCH HIM, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE
So now Calum had to make up a believable life story of a nineteen year old living in Australia.
nate: WELL...
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whAT AM I WRITING
LIKE SERIOUSLY
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so this is sort of starting with updates and all but since i procrastinate too much the updates will probably be slow
