Mayu: Yoshiki-kun, how did your hair turn yellow? I mean,you must have dyed it since everyone else here has brown or black hair, right?
Yoshiki: Well, since you asked...
Ayumi: dear God, fuck me!
Yoshiki: one day, while I was walking around in the streets;
*FLASHBACK~!*
Yoshiki: *walking around* *being a douche to nature by smoking*
Random Dude: hey there, none-blonde guy! Mind holding these lemons for me? *throws lemons at Yoshiki* OKAY, BYYYYE~! *runs away*
((No, not the lemons you eat... ITS THE ERERI FANFIC LEMONS!!!!))
Yoshiki: what the fuck? *picks up lemons* *reads a couple of pages* OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD *lemons suck the life out of him*
Yoshiki: *comes back to life for some reason because FANGIRLS!* *is blonde* what? Wha- *looks at hair* OH MY GOD, IM A SAIYAN!!!! *runs off to tell Ayumi*
*end of flashback*
Yoshiki: and that's the story of how I went blonde!
Mayu: oh... TELL IT AGAIN!
Morishige: I have a feeling that the whole story was made up... Ereri fanfics' aren't that bad-
Yoshiki: SCREW YOUR LOGIC!
Ayumi: *le dead* X___X
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