Satoshi: okay, what is it now? More spiritual stuff? Great.
Phone guy: uh... hello...? hello, hello?
Satoshi: Jesus, how many times are you gonna say hello? And why can't I mute the call?!
Phone guy: well if you're hearing this, chances are you've made a really bad career choice..
Satoshi: yeah, no shit Sherlock, how long are you gonna talk? .-.
Phone: so the animatronics move-
Satoshi: THEY FUCKING MOVE?! OH HELL NAW, MAN, FUCK THIS PLACE!
*after the phone call*
Satoshi: okay, gotta the camera thingy...
Bonnie & Chica: *missing from the stage* fuck, where'd they go now? *checks all the other cameras*
Chica & Bonnie: *at the doors*
Satoshi: OH SHIT! *closes both doors and keeps the lights on* NO YOU FUCKING DONT, OHOHO, FUCK YOU! -__-
*three hours later the power goes out*
Satoshi: okay, this was a really bad idea! *gets jumpscared by Freddy* OH FUCK DX
Satoshi: I QUIT, IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS GAME! *table flips and walks out of the room*
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