Satoshi: *picks up Yuka* you are the most beautiful imōtō, they call you Jabba the Hutt for a reason~
Yuka: help .__.
Morishige: *gives Satoshi a sandwhich* here you go, now stop bothering me and Yuka -_-
Satoshi: No, and THIS SANDWHICH DOESNT HAVE TURKEY ON IT, GET IT RIGHT, YOU SON OF A BITCH! *throws sandwhich at Morishige*
Morishige: WTF- *falls over*
*At Yoshiki's House*
Yoshiki: Should I just buy the game online? NAH, I'll just drive to the fucking GameStop!
Ayumi: But you don't have a car, idiot .-.
Yoshiki: that's why I'm using yours! #GetRektedNewb
Ayumi: wtf?
Yoshiki: OKAY, BYE, LOVE YOU! *walks out the door* man, she's such an attention whore... *jumps into the car and drives to GameStop*
*At Naomi's House*
Naomi: *washing dishes* *turns around* Seiko, what are you doing?
Seiko: I'm a banana!
Naomi: what?
Seiko: IM A BANANA! *suddenly in a banana suit*
Naomi: E-Excuse me?
Seiko: I'm a banana, I'm a banana, I'm a banana, LOOK AT ME NAOMI! *starts dancing*
Naomi: ...
Seiko: banana power! Banana power! Banana power!
Naomi: *shrugs* why the fuck not? *joins in* Banana power! Banana power!
*At Heavenly Host*
Ryuu: Let's play wish bone!
Yukki: yeah!
Tokiko: *gurgle*!
Mayu: P-Please put me down! I don't want to become like you guys!
Ryuu: Alright guys, make sure pull really hard, dig your nails into her if you need to! (See what I did there?)
All three: *start pulling Mayu apart*
Mayu: -GLYK! *rips apart*
Yukki: I win! *waves around Mayu's arm*
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