Autumn and Mike (ABANDONED [maybe start again after I get more readers...?})

Interview With Mike Doyle

Mike: 'Sup.
Interviewer: Hi, Mike. I've heard a lot about you from Autumn.
Mike: I can't help it that I'm so awesome.
Interviewer: Um, actually, those things weren't very good.
Mike: Psh, that's what girls do. She's probably crushing on me. They all do.
Interviewer: Well, I'm glad you have high self-esteem, but that's not what we're here to discuss. We're not going to talk about your love life, either, Mike.
Mike: Yeah, yeah. Hey, is that a camera? You're recording this? Hi, world!!! Wait, can you send this to my brothers? Travis and Connor, I mean. They'd be so jealous I'm getting recorded interviewing.
Interviewer: My apologies, Mike. I can't do that. Now, would you mind telling us a few facts about yourself?
Mike: Oh, sure. I'm highly ADHD. Like, more than the average demigod. My dad says it's because I'm really talented in thievery. You have to have really high ADHD senses to steal really well. Anyway, my favorite color is blue. Favorite activity is probably...uh, gaming or annoying Autumn. Best food has gotta be burgers. And ice cream. Anything else you wanna ask?
Interviewer: Yes. Why do you like irritating Autumn and her siblings so much?
Mike: Dunno. Some people just like to do things, man. You know?
Interviewer: Not really, but okay. Now, this question is the single hardest question ever asked-and this will determine your wisdom, Mike-does a vegetarian eat animal crackers? Think about it, Mike. It's a hard question.
Mike: Oh, wow...that is...just...wow. I think um...I don't know!
Interviewer: Okay, let's move on to something kind of related to the question then. Who would you turn to for help on this question because they're the single most smartest Olympian besides your father?
Mike: Athena. And I'm not just saying that because she's always listening and will blast me to pieces if I said otherwise.
Interviewer: Interesting reply. Well, we all appreciate your time here. Thanks for letting us interview you so we can edit it to make you look ridiculous and post it.
Mike: No prob-wait, what did you just say?
Interviewer: Kidding! Can't a guy have a sense of humor?
Mike: Oh. I thought you were for real there.
Interviewer: Sorry for scaring you. Well, bye, Mister Doyle.

Author's Note
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Did you think this chapter is better than Autumn's interview? I honestly think so. Also, what do you think is the answer to the animal cracker question? I heard it from my friend, so all credit for the question goes to her. Her Wattpad account is @KrissyFrippos or something like that. My Instagram is everythingleovaldez, follow the both of us to find out more information about certain stories! Also, my Skype is hashtagcookies in case you need to privately contact me. Until next time,

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