Ghost: We're gonna need to find a ship to get to the City.
Guardian: Can we really trust any crappy old ship out here to get us to safety?
Ghost: Well, it's our best chance...
Guardian: I know a good ship that'll get us out of here.
Ghost: What?! Where?!
Guardian: Friendship.
Ghost: ...
Ghost: Is it too late to ditch you and find a new Guardian?
Guardian: *singing passionately* It's too laaaate!
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RandomBecause I'm pretty sure the Ghosts are starting to get tired of their Guardians crap by now. Hope you enjoy :)