Vanguard: Hey Guardian!
Guardian: Who, me?
Vanguard: Yeah, listen: are you tired of having to lug around that heavy weapon all the time?
Guardian: Of course I am! Especially since my stupid Ghost won't help me!
Ghost: For the last time, I HAVE NO ARMS!
Vanguard: Well fear no more! With our help, you can replace that heavy weapon for a sword! Cool, right?
Guardian: No friggin way! Awesome!
Ghost: Hold the phone! She can hardly shoot properly without injuring herself, and now you want to give her possession of a sword?!
Vanguard: C'mon, what's the worse that could happen?
~later~
Guardian: *buys Broadsword shader*
Guardian: *pulls hood over head*
Guardian: *stands on a high platform*
Guardian: *raises new sword towards the sky*
Guardian: Attention Guardians of the Tower! I am Link, the Hero of Time and Savior of the Traveler and Golden Age!
Ghost: You are making a fool out of yourself...! You're only level 20!
Guardian: No matter! With nothing but this sword, I will destroy the Darkness once and for all!
Ghost: Your solution is to now start using a close-ranged weapon after the Darkness destroyed you everyday using far-ranged weapons...
YOU ARE READING
Destiny on Crack!
RandomBecause I'm pretty sure the Ghosts are starting to get tired of their Guardians crap by now. Hope you enjoy :)
