Guardian: *on Venus, fighting Vex*
Guardian: *sudden realization hits*
Guardian: G-ghost...?
Ghost: Yeah?
Guardian: I gotta go...
Ghost: You gotta go???
Guardian: I gotta go.
Ghost: Oh my goodness...
Guardian: *continues fighting off Vex* What am I gonna do? They won't give me a break...
Ghost: Why didn't you go at the Tower?!
Guardian: I didn't have to go then! *strains*
Ghost: No... no don't go now! You gotta hold it! We're almost done!
Guardian: *strains while finishing off Vex*
All Vex: *eventually die*
Guardian: Can I go now...?!
Ghost: Well, now you gotta find a way to take off your suit without accidentally suffocating yourself...
Guardian: I hate my life.
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RandomBecause I'm pretty sure the Ghosts are starting to get tired of their Guardians crap by now. Hope you enjoy :)