Destiny on Crack!

Infinity!

Guardian: *riding sparrow around just for fun*

Guardian: Hey Ghost, look! I can do tricks on it.

Guardian: *tries to flip sparrow, but hits a boulder*

*the sparrow explodes*

Ghost: Not surprising.

Guardian: *sees remains of destroyed sparrow*

Guardian: NOOOOOOO MY BABY!!

Ghost: *mutters under breath* I'm going to regret this.

Ghost: Guardian.

Ghost: Turn around.

Guardian: *singing passionately* Every now and then I fall apart!

Guardian: AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT!

Guardian: AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER!

Ghost: Shut up and turn around.

Ghost: *transmats sparrow back*

Guardian: *turns around and gasps*

Guardian: My sparrow?! But how?!?!

Ghost: You can't lose your sparrow. Every time it gets destroyed, I can bring it back at will.

Guardian: So I have infinite sparrows?!

Guardian: This changes everything!

~several days later, on the moon~

Guardian: Hey look, a pike!

Guardian: *mounts pike and starts destroying everything in sight*

Servitor: *destroys pike*

Guardian: Stupid Servitors. You're gonna get yours, buddy!

Guardian: Ghost, bring the pike back.

Ghost: *flatly* I can't.

Guardian: What do you mean you can't?

Ghost: Sparrows are stored in Guardians jumpships to be summoned at will. Pikes are just Fallen weapons.

Guardian: You mean it's gone forever?!

Ghost: Yep.

Guardian: *takes a deep breath*

Guardian: *singing passionately*

Guardian: ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS FALLING IN LOVE.

Guardian: NOW I'M ONLY FALLING APART.

Suggested by: BrightShiningWolf