Guardian: *on Mars
Guardian: *fighting Cabal
Guardian: *spots Phalanx
Guardian: What in the world is that beast doing behind a shield? Is it scared?
Ghost: I wouldn't get too close if I were you...
Guardian: Don't be silly, it's a coward! Look it it!
Guardian: *runs towards Phalanx
Phalanx: *bashes Guardian with shield
Guardian: *crash lands in Venus
Ghost: *sighs and revives Guardian
Guardian: Huh? Where am I? I could've sworn I was just in Mars...
Guardian: *sees Vex Hydra
Guardian: *runs wildly after Hydra without even reloading weapon
Ghost: I'm not even going to say anything.
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RandomBecause I'm pretty sure the Ghosts are starting to get tired of their Guardians crap by now. Hope you enjoy :)
