Guardian: *fighting Fallen*
*suddenly, a Ghost shell pops out of a dead Fallen somehow*
Guardian: Aww, look! A new Ghost shell!
Guardian: It's so pretty! I love this color.
Ghost: *hurt* Oh, I see how it is.
Ghost: So after all we've been through together, you're just gonna toss me aside for some flashy new shell, huh?
Guardian: What...?
Ghost: SURE, MAYBE THAT NEW SHELL WILL HAVE SOME NEW PERKS LIKE BEING ABLE TO SCOUT OUT RESOURCES, SO OF COURSE I, WHO BROUGHT YOU BACK TO LIFE AND HAS STOOD BY YOUR SIDE SINCE THE BEGINNING, EVEN WHEN NOBODY THOUGHT YOU WERE GOOD ENOUGH, NO LONGER MATTER. JUST TOSS ME ASIDE. THAT'S FINE. JUST FINE. I HOPE THAT NEW GHOST TREATS YOU AS GOOD AS I DID.
Ghost: *flies off dramatically, sobbing*
Guardian: *shrugs*
Guardian: *activates new Ghost shell*
Ghost: *suddenly drops, motionless*
New Ghost Shell: *activating* Huh? What just happened?
Guardian: Ghost?
Ghost: Well, this is awkward...
Guardian: At least you look pretty now.
Ghost: Why, thank you.
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RandomBecause I'm pretty sure the Ghosts are starting to get tired of their Guardians crap by now. Hope you enjoy :)
