Heavy Ammo

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*At the Crucible*

Announcer: Heavy ammo available.

Guardian: Ehh...

Ghost: Didn't you hear what they said? This could help you get the upper hand!

Ghost: What are you waiting for?

Guardian: Ehhhh...

*Le Flashback*

Guardian: Oh sweet, heavy ammo!

Guardian: PEOPLE SHALL FEAR THE AWESOME MIGHT OF MY GJALLARHORN!

Guardian: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Opponent: *jumps out from behind hiding place that wasn't there before*

Opponent: Surprise, mother ducker.

Opponent: *summons a barrage of Hammer of Sols and murders the Guardian before proceeding to dance on their ashes*

* End of Flashback*

Guardian: Nah.

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