*At the Crucible*
Announcer: Heavy ammo available.
Guardian: Ehh...
Ghost: Didn't you hear what they said? This could help you get the upper hand!
Ghost: What are you waiting for?
Guardian: Ehhhh...
*Le Flashback*
Guardian: Oh sweet, heavy ammo!
Guardian: PEOPLE SHALL FEAR THE AWESOME MIGHT OF MY GJALLARHORN!
Guardian: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Opponent: *jumps out from behind hiding place that wasn't there before*
Opponent: Surprise, mother ducker.
Opponent: *summons a barrage of Hammer of Sols and murders the Guardian before proceeding to dance on their ashes*
* End of Flashback*
Guardian: Nah.
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बेतरतीबBecause I'm pretty sure the Ghosts are starting to get tired of their Guardians crap by now. Hope you enjoy :)