Ghost: *searching through masses of corpses*
Ghost: *finds a body that could be brought back as a Guardian*
Ghost: *starting resurrection process* There you are...
~meanwhile, in Heaven~
Guardian: *having a great time with God, family, and friends*
Guardian: *light suddenly begins to envelop Guardian*
Guardian: Whoa! What's going on?!?!
Guardian: *disappears from Heaven*
Ghost: Guardian? Eyes up, Guardian!
Guardian: *waking up* Ugh, what happened?
Ghost: You've been dead for awhile now, but I just brought you back because you can wield the Light to fight against the Darkness! Now let's go save the universe!
Guardian: *falls onto knees dramatically*
Guardian: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
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РазноеBecause I'm pretty sure the Ghosts are starting to get tired of their Guardians crap by now. Hope you enjoy :)
