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Error

This is dedicated to all those people who successfully answered my "fish" question.
You know the one that goes: you have ten fish, five drown and three came back. How many fish are left?

The answer was 10 cause fish can't drown.

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."