Random jokes quotes and weirdness

Fire Truck

Stranger: Do you know why fire trucks are red?

Me: Nope...

Stranger: We'll, fire trucks have four wheels with 8 people on a fire truck

Stranger: 4+8=12

Stranger: There are 12 inches in a ruler

Stranger: Queen Elizabeth was a ruler

Stranger: There was also a ship named after queen Elizabeth

Stranger: The ships sailed the seas, the seas have fish in the,

Stranger: Fish have fins

Stranger: People from Finland are also called fins

Stranger: Finland and Russia ere in a war a long time ago

Stranger: Russians are red

Stranger: and fire trucks are always 'Russian' around

Me: LOL

Me: THIS IS SO GOING ON TUMBLR