Dick

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A dick has a sad life........

His hair is a mess.

His family is nuts.

His neighbour is an asshole.

His best friends are pussy's and dicks

And his owner beats him.

Ok so I haven't really done anything because well you are looking at the queen of procrastination 😄 don't judge me.

I mean seriously I have a science projects due next week (I think) and I still have to start it. Oh well better late than ever.

Love you my little red wolves.

Love the cupcake queen xoxox

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