Random jokes quotes and weirdness

AUTHORS NOTE

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So I've just realised something. All my jokes are really short and I don't think people like that. Maybe they do I'm not sure cause NO ONE IS TELLING ME :( you see that sad face. Yea it's for all the gold I'm giving you in jokes an d no one seems to understand that ..............I want someone to send me a smiley face :(

Also if you doesn't me a message with a joke, quote or story tell me if you want it to be kept anonymous or if you want people to know that you were the one to come up with it :)