Ok so I read this and started to laugh. I than new I HAD to share this with you guys :)
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Boy: *Taking a pee in the forest*
*King Cobra comes and bites his penis*
Boy: *Call a doctor a King Cobra bit my dick*
Friend: *Don't worry I'm gonna save you*
Friend: *Hey doctor, my friend had just been bitten by a King Cobra what do I do?*
Doctor: *You need to suck the Venom out*
Friend: *eyes widen*
Boy: *What did the doc say*
Friend: *Turns around*
Friend: *You're gonna die*
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Random jokes quotes and weirdness
HumorI just wanna share my randomness with all of you. :)
