Random jokes quotes and weirdness

To do list # 1

To do list

1. Complete to do list

2. Make vanilla pudding and put it in a clean Mayo jar. Eat it in public

3. Where a shirt that says 'life' on it. Stand on a street corner and hand out lemons

4. Get into a crowded elevator and state...."I bet you are all wondering why I have summonsed you here today"

5. Run into a store and ask "what year it is" when someone answers yell "yes it worked" and run out again

6. Randomly do the robot in front of a robot and pretend that you are in an intense dance battle

7. Grab a whole lot of friends and start a freeze mob

8. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person

9. Go into the men's room and scream why the hell their in the ladies room (if your a guy I highly suggest you do not do this. You could get b*tch slapped by an old lady with a purse)

10. Make a new to do list