I Am Not a Guy!

Chapter 3 ~ A Stupid Weekend

A couple days later it was Saturday. On my usually weekends I'd read, watch TV, or just lay in bed all day long. But that day was a bit different from my usually weekends.

Something hit my window, causing me to jump up and fall backwards on my computer chair, me pulling the mouse along with me, and pulling a few other things. Must be a bird... I got up and fixed everything and continued searching for a book to buy online. Then, I found it. The most awesome, miraculous, beautiful, stunning, epic, lovely, book. As I clicked 'add to cart' something hit my window and I was so spooked fell out of my chair and faceplanted onto my rug. I got up and walked to my window, opening it. I looked around, but no one was there. I forgot to shut it and as I went back to my computer something hit the back of my head.

"Ouch!" I yelled. I looked at my feet. A rock. Who the hell is throwing rocks!? I took the rock in my hand and looked out my window. There was blondie standing under my window, throwing rocks at me. His face was expressionless. He kept throwing rocks at my face. My eye twitched and I threw down the rock at him with such force when it hit him he fell backwards.

"What do you want?" I asked, annoyed.

"I'm bored. Entertain me." He said, getting back up in his feet.

"No. Go home." I said, turning away. He threw another rock and it hit my head. I ferociously turned back, my face red with anger.

"What!?" I yelled.

"Are you mad yet?" He asked, still expressionless.

"No! Me? Mad? Of course not! Never! Ahaha!" I yelled sarcastically.

"Oh." He threw another rock. He's trying to make me mad. My eye twitched as I hurried down stairs, and rushed out the door to Kazue. I tackled him and I grabbed his collar.

"Are you mad yet?" He asked.

"What do you think, genius?" I glared at him.

"No?" He said blankly. I hung my head in pure annoyance.

"What do you want, Kazue?" I sighed, getting up.

"I'm bored and I would like to hang out with you." He said.

"Ugh. Now? This hour? Today? This week? Um... Maybe another life, sorry." I smiled, walking off.

"I'll spill your secret..." I turned to him. He was grinning.

"...Fine." I crossed my arms.

"To the park." He said, walking off.

"Park? There's a park here?" I asked, catching up to him.

When we reached the park it was already noon. I sat on a swing, Kazue sitting next to me, on his own swing.

"You're a girl... In an all boy school. How did that happen?" He chuckled and faced me.

"My mom signed me up while she was drunk." I said, looking up at the sky.

"Huh... Is she a heavy drinker?" Kazue asked.

"Yeah. But she doesn't do anything wrong, she just gets really, really happy." I said, beginning to actually swing.

"Where does she get her money?" He asked. How nosy...

"Who knows." I laughed.

"Is she a stripper?" Kazue asked seriously. I smiled to him as I began swinging sideways. When I was far enough, I swung to him and kicked him in the face, resulting in him falling off the swing.

"I'll take that as a no..." He laughed nervously. I stopped swinging and my swing slowly stopped moving. I shut my eyes and began to think about the book I wanted. Suddenly my swing started moving. I opened my eyes. Kazue was smiling and softly pushing my swing. Suddenly for some reason it felt like my whole world froze, I was completely caught in the moment. His smile was bright and his hands on my back were gentle as he lightly pushed me. Then, he pushed me hard and I flew out of my swing, falling onto the wood chips. He continued to smile.

"Oh, thanks." I said, slapping the wood chips off my clothes. Suddenly Kazue butted out laughing.

"...Bahahaha! You should have seen the look on your face!" He laughed so hard he began crying.

"Was it really that funny?" I sighed. Kazue wiped his eyes and gave me a gentle smile.

"It's not everyday I get to see you faceplant." He said.

"I hate you." I noticed a smile forming on my lips.

"I hate you too." He said, turning away.

"Hey! Where are you going?" I called out.

"Home. I've got to do some homework. See yah, Nami." He waved as he walked. I sat back on the swing, slowly rocking myself in the seat. I shut my eyes, thinking about the book yet again. I decided to go home and order the book. I went to sleep at night, thinking about the book. A lovely yaoi.