I Am Not a Guy!

Chapter 4 ~ Yet Another School Day

This school day was a bit different... Kazue was following Nami everywhere and I got a little pissed.

My new alarm clock woke me up. I smacked it and it probably broke because its alarm stopped and it wasn't showing the time. I grumpily dragged myself out of my bed and threw on, yet again, boring clothes. I went downstairs and my mom was sleeping on top of the kitchen table. I decided to not eat breakfast and to just leave after making my lunch. As I walked to school there was no sign of Kazue. Then, when I reached school, I noticed another crowd of boys. I barged my way into the middle, and there of course, was Kazue. The second he saw me he put down his magazine full of half-naked women.

"Hey, Nami." Kazue pushed his way through a few boys, keeping a steady eye on me. He had a slight smile on his face.

"Hello." I said flatly, expressionless.

"Kazue? Who's that?"

"His best friend?"

"But I'm his best friend!"

"No, maybe it's his little brother..." Boys bickered.

"What's up?" He asked, putting his arm around my shoulder.

"Nothing. Now let me get to class." I said rudely, shaking his arm off my shoulder. I then walked off inside school.

"Hey, Nami! Wait up!" I heard Kazue call out as the door shut behind me. I ignored him and went to class. He's really going to get on my nerves...

Lunch time, noon.
I took out my disgusting fish and began to munch on it, cringing as I ate it. Then in the corner of my eye I saw Kazue walking to me. He sat backwards in the seat in front of me with his lunch on my desk.

"Aye." He smiled.

"You're not with your friends?" I asked.

"But I am! Aren't you my friend?" He asked, taking out food from his lunch container. My eye twitched.

"No. I am not your friend." I said, stuffing fish in my mouth.

"Do you really want to eat that shit?" He sighed. I shut my eyes, still cringing as I ate the fish. Suddenly when I opened my mouth to eat the fish off my fork Kazue took his fork and jammed some of his cake into my mouth. My eyes widened. That's delicious!

"Heh. I'll take it that you like it?" He asked, grinning. I turned my head away.

"Hmph. It's alright." I said, hiding a smile.

"Hey, have some more." He said, shoving move cake into my face. I refused to be fed by him and I remained turned away.

"Here comes the airplane..." Kazue said childishly with a stupid voice. He squished the cake onto my cheek. My eye twitched and I turned to him, glaring.

"Oops." He said, grabbing a napkin, wiping the cake off my cheek. My eye twitched several times before I grabbed his wrist and nearly twisted it.

"Ow! Ow! Okay! I get it, you don't want cake" he yelled, pained. I dropped his wrist and he gently held it in his other hand. Then, I took his cake and ate it. It's so good, I can't help it. Kazue smiled as he watched me eat the cake.

"Did I make it that good?" He asked. My eyes widened. He made this? It tastes like a professional cake maker did! I coughed and awkward cough and pushed away the remaining cake.

"I just wanted something different than fish for once, don't praise yourself so much."

And as soon as I said that the bell rang, indicating for us to hurry to our next periods. I guess he can bake... Better than I can, at least.

Free period, one in the afternoon.
I went up to the roof of the school, staring up at the clouds. They looked like little puffs flowing in the sky, slowly but you could see them moving. There was a nice breeze and it felt like I was surrounded in fresh air. I breathed in deeply, preparing to breath out, just when something wrapped around my waist from behind me. I looked down. An arm was wrapped around my stomach with the person behind me. Suddenly the person used the other hand, pinching my cheeks together. Then, I heard a voice next to my ear.

"Hey." Kazue said, grinning at my face. My eye twitched and I struggled to get away from him, which I failed at.

"Whatcha doin here?" He asked, his breath tickling my neck. My eye twitched once more and I kicked backwards, kicking Kazue's lower body. He fell backwards, cupping his area.

"Ow..." He moaned in pain.

"Don't do that." I said, walking back inside. No one has done that to me since I was six!

Later when school ended Kazue walked home with me. I had my phone out, texting one of my cousins.

"You have a phone? Can I have your number?" He asked. I ignored him.

"Please? Please?" He went on.

"Please?" My eye twitched.

"Fine! If you just shut up!" I gave him my number and I watched him skip off to his house like a happy child. Shit. He'll be spamming me now.

That night my phone had 154 notifications from text messages, all from Kazue. I decided to just answer so he could stop spamming me.

"What?" I typed.

"Finally. I have been sending messages for the last forty-five minutes."

"That's not my fault."

"But it is. You didn't answer." He replied.

"I hate you."

"Why do you hate me?" He asked.

"¯\_(ツ)_/¯" I sent.

"You know you ♡ me. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"Nope. (¬_¬)"

"Yep. ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)"

"▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一" I sent.

"Oh shit okay I got it. (•ิ_•ิ)"

"Can we stop with the faces?" I asked.

"Never. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻"

"▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一"

"Oh god I get it. ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)"

"Alright, bye, Kazue." I typed.

"You said my name! Say it again!"

"I typed it not said it."

"By the way, you might want to know, we have physical checks tomorrow. You'll have to strip down for the nurse." Kazue sent.

"WHAT"

"Oh, yeah... That's important..."

"WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO"

"Don't worry, leave it to me. Goodnight, Nami." He typed. I was too freaked out to reply and I barely slept that night. I'm going to be pulled out of the school!